MONKEY ATTACK!

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A couple weeks ago when the weather turned cooler we planned a trip on the Ocklawaha River in Central Florida to explore old Riverboat Landings, main target was Osceola Landing and a Steamboat Wreck location I had been researching. Launched at dawn just when the sun is starting to touch the tallest tree tops. It was going to be a day long trip and my main concern was downed trees from the recent hurricanes blocking the river.
The river was calm like a black mirror and the jungle just beginning to wake. About a 1/2 hr into the trip We heard a really loud primal scream. We looked at each other, wide eyed, with a WTF was that look. Then all the large trees started to shake. It looked like a Horror Movie where King Kong was just ready to break thru the tree line for your first big look. Then we saw them, first one was a large Alpha, about the size of a large dog, dozens of little ones, about the size of a football scurrying all over the trees and monkey heads popping up all along the shoreline. A good guess would be around 40-50. They started
running out on the tree branches above us, the more Monkeys the lower the branches came to just a foot or two above us. While they were screaming and screeching, with fangs showing, their rear legs pumping, eyeing the boat on where to drop down and land, the situation went critical. The Wife started to lose it. They were on us in seconds ready to pounce. I always carry when in the backcountry. First two rounds are 38/357 CCI Big4 Shotshells, the next 3 are 357mag Buffalo Bore Heavy Loads. It was useless, Bear Spray, useless…… 12’ Skiff with a cockpit the size of the inside of a compact car……. Wifes head a foot or so away. Not gonna happen. Really going critical now. Just seconds before they start dropping into the boat. Can’t jump overboard…gators everywhere. About 10-15 right above our heads. I jumped up, grabbed the paddle, raised it above my head and started to scream. The little ones took off but it really pissed off the larger ones, I shouted again and dropped down to the drivers seat, grabbed the tiller and floored it. Then they were jumping out of the trees into the water around us like cannonballs hitting the water, SCARY AS SH!T!!! We have seen one or two monkeys before but nothing like this. It was a well cordinated attack. FWC better get a grip on this before someone seriously injured or killed.
There are several YouTube videos. Search ………Silver River Monkey Attacks, wait till you watch the videos then you will get the pix, glad we weren’t in kayaks.
 

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Wife needs to learn to deal with situations rather than loose it.
(Describing a monkey mobbing as a horror movie might relate as to her reaction instead of a defensive response..)

12 guage with extended mag and slugs for a start. Or a twenty if she is small framed. Whatever she uses you can match. That way one round type of shotgun ammo instead of multiple. Nothing like "losing it" and stuffing 20 gage rounds in a 12 gage. (Or a pack of Rolaids.)
Pistols with solid rounds for after. preferably the same loads , for the same reasons as shotguns. Followed by machetes. Don't hack each other. There are short machetes . Or cut one or more down if you don't want to order any. Teach your wife to keep her off hand and arm away from a swing each and every time.
A pike would help puncture chimp faces too if you're nimble.. A push pole goes in my boat(s). One a one piece heavy tube. The other a telescoping pole and pump one.
I should buy a heavy 3/4 conduit for the duckbilled pushpole base I built. Given the threads you have options of what to attach and how they present ashore.

Yes steering clear of chimps would be better.
Keep first aid kit stocked appropriately regardless.

180 grain hardcasts run through vitals , spine or brain don't void monkey warranties?
This is hard to accept. Considering what 158 jsp's do to deer for me.
 

Remember in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom when they ate the monkey brains. Anyway, if it was good enough for Jones, maybe it's high time a few monkeys ended up on a treasure hunter's campfire.
 

Remember in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom when they ate the monkey brains. Anyway, if it was good enough for Jones, maybe it's high time a few monkeys ended up on a treasure hunter's campfire.
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Your lucky they didn't throw monkey crap at you. I saw a video once from somewhere where guys were fishing then next thing screaming monkeys throwing their excrement at them showering them with their crap and urine!
These also carry the herpes virus. Some people think they are cute.. they are really nasty. They are so aggressive because people are probably feeding them.
 

Remember in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom when they ate the monkey brains. Anyway, if it was good enough for Jones, maybe it's high time a few monkeys ended up on a treasure hunter's campfire.
In the mountains of Viet Nam when you see a dog or a monkey tied out, it wasn't because they were pets
 

They should release anacondas and pythons to eat the monkeys. :laughing7:

Glad you made it out safe, Sounds like a horrible experience that could have went horribly wrong!
 

They should release anacondas and pythons to eat the monkeys. :laughing7:

Glad you made it out safe, Sounds like a horrible experience that could have went horribly wrong!
The Python's are working their way North. Another major issue in Florida. Did a trip to the Glades a couple years back. Hardly any Wildlife left due to the Pythons, pollution and overdevelopment.
The Monkeys have a large food source. Oranges from hundreds of abandoned orchards from the “Big Freeze” in the 1800’s. When we explore and look for abandoned homesteads we look for orange trees.
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