I need a new BCD.....

That's why I carry a big old dive knife, and it's not for stabbing the shark with?........

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Looks like it is time for you to update to one of these.
 

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Hey BVI...

Why dontcha sell that "gold bar" to fund your BC...

You may get 2 wal-mart sacks ... duct taped shut... with a straw for inflation... and clothespin for "valve"... heh

Still my suggestion :P
 

In BVI 's case it means Big Cream Donut ( big cream puff really but it didn't fit)

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You can find real bargains on Ebay.
 

Pete, that's great advice, I just got a brand new sea quest 3d for $50.....
 

Will that fit over your wet suit....?

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ROFL !... That is classic...
That picture reminds me of a story of a guy I knew...

Middle of summer one day he is at his storage unti goin through things...
He runs across a wetsuit that he had bought over the winter that he had forgotten all about...
He holds it up to see if he likes it...
Cant decide... for he has never even tried it on...
SO...
What do you think happens next...
He decides that he should try it on...
So he rolls pushes crap outta his way ...
steps inside the unit... and pulls down the door so he can remove his clothes...
(mind you this is an outside unit with temps inside of well over 100)
He strips down...
Squeezes his legs in... then his arms in the holes...
And with one great slippery sweaty instant shoulder push up and shove He SLIPS it over...
IT was about then that he gets a very rude awakening... and realizes that this suit is WAY too small...
But now he is screwed...
Because his arms cannot move at all... AND will not bend...
There he is ... in this unit sweating immensely already from heat... now in a thick wetsuit he somehow straightjacketed on...
Like a penguin ... only his head and belly exposed...
He is now worried... his arms are pinned... he falls over in the stuff... rolling around... and begins to think of yelling for help...
And he sees an old dive knife...
You can image the rest...
The guy thought he was gonna die...
Thought they would find him in the unit... cooked alive.

When I finally finished laughing so hard that it hurt I say to him...
So man... how did you get out...
He says... "very slowly".

Heh :P
 

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Will that fit over your wet suit....?

Almost looks like me in my new wetsuit. I told the gal behind the counter at the dive shop I need a shorty wetsuit in extra fat azz. I look like an 8 ball in it, but it fits. Need to lay off the beers for awhile, I had to add 8 more pounds of lead just to stay on the bottom.
 

Did you get it on Ebay?

Yeh Pete, great purchase....photo of purchase and scabbard to shut BVI up.....( I would say sheath but that excites him too much)

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The knife set up was three times the cost of the BCD ....sigh
 

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