One Sunday morning the parishioners were in church when the ground began to shake. The window panes of stained glass broke, the rear doors flung open and fell from their hinges. Everyone looked at the door opening and seen Lucifer walking into the church. The people were scrambling jumping out the windows, all but one elderly gentleman sitting in the front. The gentleman kept looking straight ahead as if he hadn't heard any of the commotion.
Satan stomps to the front where the gentleman is sitting uncaring of Satan's presence. Satan stands behind the gentleman and asks if he is afraid. The elderly man replies "Why? 60 years ago I married your sister."
Satan stomps to the front where the gentleman is sitting uncaring of Satan's presence. Satan stands behind the gentleman and asks if he is afraid. The elderly man replies "Why? 60 years ago I married your sister."
