Ray S S
Silver Member
Fifty-one years ago, herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was
drafted by the Army. On the first day in basic training, the Army issued
him a comb. That afternoon, the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On
the second day, the Army issued him a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army
dentist yanked out seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued
him a jock strap.
THE ARMY HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR HERMAN FOR FIFTY-ONE YEARS.
drafted by the Army. On the first day in basic training, the Army issued
him a comb. That afternoon, the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On
the second day, the Army issued him a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army
dentist yanked out seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued
him a jock strap.
THE ARMY HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR HERMAN FOR FIFTY-ONE YEARS.
