Frodov
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Fro's Used Cars
Hello out there all you suckers..er.. I mean Customers.. yeah, that's what I meant to say.. "Customers". Come One, Come All ! Come on down to Fro's Used Cars and pick yourself up a bargain today! We've got Everything anyone could ever want in the way of vehicles. Take a stroll through the lot and see if what you want isn't what we've Got!
<laughing>
Hi everyone. Just having a little fun today, or trying. I had to take another day off from work to make sure my better half was well taken care of in a time of illness. We had a doctor's appointment to keep this morning and, well, just treatment and recovery I guess. Part of the treatment is for her to get lots of quiet and rest. She's doing that right now, peacefully making all kinds of racket upstairs sleeping on the couch. <Oh No I DIDn'T!> I did *NOT* say she was snoring.. even if she is. <wink>
Anyway. Aside from taking over some of the everyday household chores, cleaning, laundry etc. I stumbled upon one of the buckets that I've been tossing found items from metal detecting into. This bucket happened to contain an assortment of toy cars and trucks that I've unearthed or discovered while out detecting over the last year or so. I've seen other folks post their "car lots" on here from time to time and got a kick out of seeing them, so I though what the heck, I'll share mine as well. In a small way they do classify as "Today's Finds".. cause I found them while cleaning..er.. ok.. RE-found them maybe. <sheepish grin> Ok.. so back to the Huckstering..er.. commercial..
... That's Right folks, we got what you want, even if you don't know what you want. Just come on down and have a look... rows after rows of vehicles of all makes models and madness.
Right up front here we have some slightly used but still GO FAST Nascar Racers..
We've got some EXTREME Fast machines that someone might just want to burn up the track with..
Next we have you a selection of Funny Cars and Dragsters, if you preffer the short track.
Why we even have this one little Lemon colored Formula One Racer.. and even have a pace car!
What's that you say? You like fast cars but are not into actual race cars? Well check out this fine selection of HOT Street cars! We have both Imports and Domestics..
Still not seeing what you like? Perhaps you would be interested in an SUV or even a motorcycle?
Perhaps you've had your eye out for a nice late model pick up truck. We have some nice models to choose from..
Are you a Handy Man type who's looking for a little DO IT YOURSELF fixer-uppper?.. check out these repo's and Kit cars..
Ok Ok Ok.. So you are still not satisfied, maybe you're not looking for a car at all then. Maybe you're looking for an all around work horse for the farm? Check out this baby..
Say WHAT
You STILL didn't see anything you liked? Well Buddy have I got just the animal for YOU! It's a real "work horse" !
Yeah.. that's what I thought. *sigh* And, NO! that is NOT a family resemblance to me. <grin>
Tell ya what I'm gonna do. Today, JUST for YOU. I'm going to just Keep looking out there till I find just the vehicle you're looking for. Check back in from time to time and see if you can find something you take a liking to. Y'all come back now! Ya Hear?
<rolling on the floor laughing>
Happy Hunting Everyone !
Frodov
Hello out there all you suckers..er.. I mean Customers.. yeah, that's what I meant to say.. "Customers". Come One, Come All ! Come on down to Fro's Used Cars and pick yourself up a bargain today! We've got Everything anyone could ever want in the way of vehicles. Take a stroll through the lot and see if what you want isn't what we've Got!
<laughing>
Hi everyone. Just having a little fun today, or trying. I had to take another day off from work to make sure my better half was well taken care of in a time of illness. We had a doctor's appointment to keep this morning and, well, just treatment and recovery I guess. Part of the treatment is for her to get lots of quiet and rest. She's doing that right now, peacefully making all kinds of racket upstairs sleeping on the couch. <Oh No I DIDn'T!> I did *NOT* say she was snoring.. even if she is. <wink>
Anyway. Aside from taking over some of the everyday household chores, cleaning, laundry etc. I stumbled upon one of the buckets that I've been tossing found items from metal detecting into. This bucket happened to contain an assortment of toy cars and trucks that I've unearthed or discovered while out detecting over the last year or so. I've seen other folks post their "car lots" on here from time to time and got a kick out of seeing them, so I though what the heck, I'll share mine as well. In a small way they do classify as "Today's Finds".. cause I found them while cleaning..er.. ok.. RE-found them maybe. <sheepish grin> Ok.. so back to the Huckstering..er.. commercial..
... That's Right folks, we got what you want, even if you don't know what you want. Just come on down and have a look... rows after rows of vehicles of all makes models and madness.
Right up front here we have some slightly used but still GO FAST Nascar Racers..
We've got some EXTREME Fast machines that someone might just want to burn up the track with..
Next we have you a selection of Funny Cars and Dragsters, if you preffer the short track.
Why we even have this one little Lemon colored Formula One Racer.. and even have a pace car!
What's that you say? You like fast cars but are not into actual race cars? Well check out this fine selection of HOT Street cars! We have both Imports and Domestics..
Still not seeing what you like? Perhaps you would be interested in an SUV or even a motorcycle?
Perhaps you've had your eye out for a nice late model pick up truck. We have some nice models to choose from..
Are you a Handy Man type who's looking for a little DO IT YOURSELF fixer-uppper?.. check out these repo's and Kit cars..
Ok Ok Ok.. So you are still not satisfied, maybe you're not looking for a car at all then. Maybe you're looking for an all around work horse for the farm? Check out this baby..
Say WHAT
You STILL didn't see anything you liked? Well Buddy have I got just the animal for YOU! It's a real "work horse" ! Yeah.. that's what I thought. *sigh* And, NO! that is NOT a family resemblance to me. <grin>
Tell ya what I'm gonna do. Today, JUST for YOU. I'm going to just Keep looking out there till I find just the vehicle you're looking for. Check back in from time to time and see if you can find something you take a liking to. Y'all come back now! Ya Hear?
<rolling on the floor laughing>
Happy Hunting Everyone !
Frodov
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