The top ten warning signs of a husband(or wife) is having a detector on the side:
10.) He(She) begins to take an interest in city government. (road, sidewalk and building projects)
9.) He(She) wants to go to the park and/or beach all the time, with OR WITHOUT the kids!
8.) He(She) says He(She) was at the library for hours AND REALLY WAS!
7.) He(She) rubbernecks when passing old deserted homesteads while driving.
6.) If you ask "Do we need anything from the store?" the answer is always "Batteries"
5.) Your yard seems suddenly to have been attacked by gophers who politely re-fill their holes.
4.) He(She) is getting a nice tan except an oval shaped area right around the ears.
3.) He(She) has chronic dirt under the nails.
2.) His(Her) commute has gone from 30 minutes to 2 1/2 hours.
1.) He(She) spends hours and hours on-line, without looking up porn!
If He(She) is showing 2 or more of these warning signs, see your local metal detector dealer immediately!
Good Luck! omnicognic
