Tallone
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... and probably the most misleading advertisement. Early this week, I saw an ad in the Craigslist garage sales that looked intriguing. The sale was scheduled to start at 8AM on Thursday (today). My first thought was this would be one of those tag sales run by a professional outfit with everything WAY over-priced. But I have become pretty good at spotting the ad styles of these outfits and this ad didn't seem like one of those. The text of the ad was intriguing:
ANTIQUES, SOME ART, ECLECTIC, COOL AND FUNKY STUFF. YEARS OF COLLECTING. BOOKS, CLOTHES, RUGS, INDONESIAN SCREEN, LOTS OF LAMPS, HUGE METAL GLOBE. SOME PET THINGS. MOTHER WAS AN ANTIQUE DEALER. FAIR PRICES.
Years of collecting, huh? Sounds good. They put a bunch of pictures in their ad. All were taken in the house and there seemed to be some interesting stuff. OK, they reference their mother so this is clearly a family run deal not a professional group. Now you have my attention.
They listed the address. Very interesting... the house is in one of the old neighborhoods with lots of large, charming homes. I looked it up in Google Street view:
Nice! And big! Now I'm getting excited. This could be epic. So I show up 15 minutes early. One other couple is there waiting outside the front door. 10 minutes later, one other person shows up. I'm getting a little worried. Where is the crowd? Have they re-scheduled and I missed the notice? There are people in the house so something is going on. 8:00 arrives and no one opens the door. We wait and we wait. I'm starting to get anxious because I need to head off to work soon. Finally, at about 8:20 a guy opens the front door and looks very surprised to see a small crowd of people outside. I ask if there is an estate sale going on. The guy answers: "Oh, yeah. it's around back." For Pete's sake, dude, would it be too much trouble to put a sign in front telling people to come around back?
So, the 4 of us hustle around behind the house to find... 2 little tables and a crappy looking old dresser with maybe a couple of dozen pieces of worthless junk, some soap, and maybe 10 pieces of cheap costume jewelry. The whole arrangement consumed maybe 30 square feet of grass. The only thing that looked even remotely interesting was a bicycle with some quality components on it leaning up against the dresser. I asked how much for the bike. "Oh, that's not for sale. It belongs to my brother." I asked the lady if the stuff they had out was all they were selling. Yup. Is there anything in the house for sale? Nope.
The couple ahead of me left after about 30 seconds - clearly pissed off. I was right behind them. Another guy pulled up just as I was about to get in my truck. I told him this was a complete waste of time but if he wanted to look, he should pull around the corner where he could see what was being offered. He followed me around the corner, slowed down to take a look, and kept right on driving.
If there had ever been anything worthwhile for sale, they probably sold it to dealers before the announced 8AM start time.
ANTIQUES, SOME ART, ECLECTIC, COOL AND FUNKY STUFF. YEARS OF COLLECTING. BOOKS, CLOTHES, RUGS, INDONESIAN SCREEN, LOTS OF LAMPS, HUGE METAL GLOBE. SOME PET THINGS. MOTHER WAS AN ANTIQUE DEALER. FAIR PRICES.
Years of collecting, huh? Sounds good. They put a bunch of pictures in their ad. All were taken in the house and there seemed to be some interesting stuff. OK, they reference their mother so this is clearly a family run deal not a professional group. Now you have my attention.
They listed the address. Very interesting... the house is in one of the old neighborhoods with lots of large, charming homes. I looked it up in Google Street view:
Nice! And big! Now I'm getting excited. This could be epic. So I show up 15 minutes early. One other couple is there waiting outside the front door. 10 minutes later, one other person shows up. I'm getting a little worried. Where is the crowd? Have they re-scheduled and I missed the notice? There are people in the house so something is going on. 8:00 arrives and no one opens the door. We wait and we wait. I'm starting to get anxious because I need to head off to work soon. Finally, at about 8:20 a guy opens the front door and looks very surprised to see a small crowd of people outside. I ask if there is an estate sale going on. The guy answers: "Oh, yeah. it's around back." For Pete's sake, dude, would it be too much trouble to put a sign in front telling people to come around back?
So, the 4 of us hustle around behind the house to find... 2 little tables and a crappy looking old dresser with maybe a couple of dozen pieces of worthless junk, some soap, and maybe 10 pieces of cheap costume jewelry. The whole arrangement consumed maybe 30 square feet of grass. The only thing that looked even remotely interesting was a bicycle with some quality components on it leaning up against the dresser. I asked how much for the bike. "Oh, that's not for sale. It belongs to my brother." I asked the lady if the stuff they had out was all they were selling. Yup. Is there anything in the house for sale? Nope.
The couple ahead of me left after about 30 seconds - clearly pissed off. I was right behind them. Another guy pulled up just as I was about to get in my truck. I told him this was a complete waste of time but if he wanted to look, he should pull around the corner where he could see what was being offered. He followed me around the corner, slowed down to take a look, and kept right on driving.
If there had ever been anything worthwhile for sale, they probably sold it to dealers before the announced 8AM start time.
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