Dont hear these sayings anymore..

[warsawdaddy]

Re: Don't hear these sayings anymore..

"Put the sign out for the iceman,turn it for 25#".When you hear the huckster coming,call me."
"When the siren sounds,turn off all the lights,the air raid warden will be around to check."
And Montgomery Ward was always known as and called,'Monkey's'.

 

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[Noodle]

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Be home before dark!

I wash, you dry.

Saturday afternoon 3:00 weekly beauty shop appointment.

It’s Sunday. The store will be open again tomorrow. You can wait.

It’s after Labor Day. Get those white patent leather shoes off!

Come sit out front in the swing and let’s count the cars that go by.

 

[G.I.B.]

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"Honey, I love you. Let me get you a beer."

 

[Noodle]

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"You just stay home and take care of the kids, dear. I make enough to keep us comfortable."

 

[stoney56]

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"OK, it's your turn to crank the churn."

"Quit throwing those aerosol cans in the trash barrel or you'll catch the yard on fire!" "BOOM"

 

[Jeffro]

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"Quit throwing those aerosol cans in the trash barrel or you'll catch the yard on fire!" "BOOM"

A miner friend of mine was burning trash one day and accidentaly tossed in a blasting cap. Thats how he came by the nickname "Duck".

 

[HillbillyTH]

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Lick that knife off before you stick it back in the butter!

 

[artemis moon]

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From my grandmother: "Don't sit on the radiator, you'll get piles." As a kid I remember thinking, "Piles of WHAT"?

 

[Cannonman17]

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Would you like a carry-out for your groceries sir?

 

[Montana Jim]

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Would you like a carry-out for your groceries sir?

They still do that here!

 

[Mona Lisa]

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From my grandmother: "Don't sit on the radiator, you'll get piles." As a kid I remember thinking, "Piles of WHAT"?

Don't sit on the cold cement, you'll get hemorrhoids....that's what I heard.

Geesh...now I don't know....What the heck should I be sitting on?

 

[Old Dog]

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The older I get the more often I hear it!
LOL
OD

 

[Vicegrip]

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The neighbor is still on the (phone)line.
You can sit on my lap and steer.
you can reheat that in the oven.
the dog chewed on the phone cord.
I'm having an Amway party.
it's 10:00 do you know where your kids are?

 

[G.I.B.]

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"You got 5 minutes to get home after the street lights come on boy."

"Mom, what is reefer?"

"Them is bad girls son, don't go near them, they get pregnant."

'This year's High School Prom will be held at the school's Gym again.'

"Don't tell me you didn't do it, if the principal had to whip ya, I gotta whip ya too."

 

[bowser]

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say buddy can you spare a dime, today is the day they give babys away with a half a pound of tea, if you know any ladys that want to have babys just send them over to me

 

[UnEarthed72]

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"Hurry up and shut that door...we dont pay to heat the outside"

 

[ashleen]

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Now with high fidelity sound !
You kids stop throwing dirt on those smudge pots! :P
Let's see who can be the quietest the longest
Herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre's Johnny

 

[Old Dog]

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Ashleen,
Now there is a memory,
We didn't get yelled at for throwing dirt,
I think it was road aples we threw on the smudgpots.

We sure were ornery.
Here are a couple more.

"Listen to your mother, she knows."

"We are having more than words boy, if I have to tell you again."

"Don't put the cat ...Or your sister in the dryer!"

OD

 

[ashleen]

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Ashleen,
Now there is a memory,
We didn't get yelled at for throwing dirt,
I think it was road aples we threw on the smudgpots.

I lived on the top of a hill, with a lake at the bottom. Soooooooo many times there'd be smudge pots at the bottom of the hill 'cuz the pond had overflowed. I remember sitting there (it was sandy from all the wash-overs) and slowly letting the sand fall from my hands trying to get it right on the flame to smother it and put it out. Never did. Seems I could NEVER smother it out before somebody's mother would yell..........lol back then mothers mothered the whole neighborhood.

River Rat.................great thread But, ya know what my favorite (?) saying ya don't hear any more is??

BECAUSE I SAID SO, THAT'S WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
period. end of sentence....you NEVER argued with that one :P :P :P

 

[steve71]

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i heard many of them and have said a few pretty resently. heres one not sure if you said this. you want something to cry about?