Dementia Quiz - Good Luck!!! I got only one right

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DEMENTIA QUIZ - I got one right, how did you do?

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FIRST QUESTION:

YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE
THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN?





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ANSWER : IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,
THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE
SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!

TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
BUT DON'T TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS
YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?





SECOND QUESTION:
IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?
(SCROLL DOWN)




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ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU ARE.....
WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??


YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?


THIRD QUESTION:
VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:
THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.
DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR..
TRY IT.



TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30.
ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 .. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000.
NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?


SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER.....




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DID YOU GET 5000?

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100...



IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?

MAYBE YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT.... MAYBE...



FOURTH QUESTION:

MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS:
1. NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI, 4. NONO, AND ???

2. WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?






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DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN'T.
HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!







OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND,
I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO
REDEEM YOURSELF:





A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.
BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE
SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE.
NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A
PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?





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IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...
DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??
IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!



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I see several at least took the time to read this post, but nobody replied. I was curious to see how you did. Easy questions for sure, and yet I only got one right :D
 

I was right on the third and fifth question, disturbingly wrong on the first two and forth. I then held my cat to the screen and made her take it and she got them all wrong. Which proves I am a little demented but my cat is totally demented.

Thank you, BigDan
 

:BangHead:
I got 3 out of 4 correct but missed the bonus question :violent1:. The answer to the bonus made me LOL, which isnt a bad thing except I'm, at work on my lunch break... uh oh, peolpe are staring. I will pass this on so I'm not the only one here laughing. Thanks, this was great.

:icon_thumleft: :tongue3:
 

3 I'v always been Bad at Math
 

I got 1 wrong. The one about overtaking last place. I redeemed myself by telling myself that the quiz told me I overtook last place so it must have been possible.
 

Hmmmmm...
I clicked a couple of buttons and got here.... :dontknow:

What? No, I'm moving on...no need to push...now look, Sonny!... >:(

Oh, Now look what you did, you bent my walker! :o

Guess we're goin' to fist city or...where are we goin'? ???

Oh, yeah, like I was sayin' that once I was goin' to school and I saw a dog

chase a cat under my neighbor's back porch. Yeah, that's where I was goin',

to school....my neighbors were the Beatty's. They didn't have either a cat or a

dog! HA!

What? Time for medicine? OK. I'll be back tommorrow and we can

continue whatever we were doin.'



Scott?
 

My quite demented friend would like to argue about the 2nd question. He says you didn't say it was a foot race and if it was like Nascar you would be in 1st becaus you had lapped the last place driver. Thats if you were the first one to overtake the last place dude or dudette. Oh hell I don't know. Go wait in the truck Son.
 

I answered 1st place for overtaking the last person and I agree with silverswede on that one. So in that case I answered all of the questions correctly.
 

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