CRISPINS CRITTERS

[AU24K]

Here's my day, Folks.

My locksmith Friend and I make a key for a Kia Some crap vehicle....
Broken out back window....Has no "Park" gear.

The key that I cut, on a micrometer card works the door but not the ignition.
This was yesterday.

This morning, I cut another key, by code after a call from an irate individual.

Long story short, he threatens to come get his money back.

My Friend, THE Boss man, says, "Bring it. My man Scott knows his $hit."

I ask my Friend, "Should I fetch my machete from my truck for bears?"

"Nah. All should be cool...."



When all is said and done, everyone is happy and no one died....
Especially that fool, Debo....

This ole boy, Scotty, breathed a sigh of relief....
(sometimes peeing is better than sex...especially not on yourself.)



Later, I learned that we were dealing with "7 Day."
Known to have serious jail time for killing 2-3 people in the hood, in the past.....
Recently released.....
For some reason, I had "the feeling."

Another Day? Surely we've been here before....



Best,

Scott

Of the many bar-fights that I've been in, in the US and in Europe....
I've always went after the biggest, baddest MF.

And who's next?

Let's dance....

Damn!
I sure miss them good ole days....
(Swing like you mean it or run like they mean it!)

ADDED: Halloween Eve.

I just realized that I shook hands with a murderer. ~Shudder!~

I wonder if I have done so before and not known it...

Have you?



Hope all have a safe and Happy Hallowe'en!

Send me all unwanted candy!

 

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[AU24K]

I need say nothing.....

Scott

Dreams of an old man, trying,
Trying to see through the vision of the young?
A vision for America?

Oh, yeah, buddy, I'm writing lyrics. Surely you are aware.....

Wolf Pack, Unite!
America calls upon you!
Register now to vote!
And, knock on your neighbor's door.
Have morning tea or coffee with them.
Discuss politics.
Be gracious, as I am, and encourage their vote.
With a box of Krispy Kreme donuts...

Don't you see it?
How politics work?

"Yeah, I guess so Andy. Give of yourself with no limit, right?
Give all for you Nation, your Family and Friends."

I will gladly give my all for America........




Then, visit another neighbor.....See?

Scott

 

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Yeah.

My opinion and 5 bucks will get you a coffee at
Starbucks....


Ahem

I PREFER MY FRESH GROUND BEANS FROM THE SOURCE. Guatemalan.....



Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

"Tell me that you don't love me, baby....."



Because I'm old and senile.....

Scott

And, again, late night....

 

[Togreenfeet]

Thanks Scott!!

 

[AU24K]

I closely looked at the front forks and they appear to be OK....

My first thought is for sure:

A seat.
A new front rim, fender, handle bars and spokes.

Battery? Oil change?

Maybe another grand?

What's it worth?

To me?

More pics soon...

Best,

Scott

Gonna take a closer look at the bike tomorrow and take my camera with me.

Also gonna talk to the guy about price and terms, etc.

Update soon!

Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

Hey Scott, did you say something awhile back about moving soon?


Sent from a spun out toilet paper tube (one ply)!

Dram, my Friend....

Yes I had mentioned that I may have to move. AND I may want to move.

May HAVE to because landlord is thinking of selling.
WANT to for further College Education and potential Scholarships.

Sorry for taking so long to seriously reply.

One thing for sure.

I want to move farther south.
The older I get, the more I don't want to play Winter's games....

Hope you have been well!

My Best Wishes,

Scott

 

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I got slapped today at the grocery store!

I was rounding the corner of an aisle and nearly ran into a woman in her 30's, I'm guessing.

I said, "Excuse me!"
She said, "You're fine."
I said, "Yeah, you're kinda hot, yourself!"



Oh well. At least a woman put her hands on me today!

My Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

Happy "BOO" Day Y'all tomorrow!



Be safe!
(Send me unwanted candy, k?)
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Y'all be safe and watch for drunks.
DON'T be a drunk driving. There's kids out there!

Stay home and have your porch light on for "Trick or Treaters."

When they are close to your door, turn the light out.

If they advance and ring the bell or knock, open the door and say,

"I've been waiting for you!"

If they still demand candy, Well,
It's just 2GF's kin.

Best give up the Snickers, Dig?

My Very Best to all,

Scott



"And,

What shall we learn here of Scott's humor?
He is educated, well versed in satire and is probably watching you."

 

[Oregon Viking]

Scott...If I could get a ride to where you are..... And had the money..... And fix the bike...I would. I would test ride it, then it would get ridden!!!.....right into the back of my pick m up truck, and drive back to Oregon. Then the bike would be a summertime project.

 

[AU24K]

OK, Folks,

Here's the breakdown....



While searching for a pic or two of a Halloween several years ago,
Where my costume was "The Nerd,"
Complete with slide rule, and my wife was a "Sexy Nurse,"

I found these pics....

Please allow my posting with commentary....


Kevin Cronin from an REO Concert.
Why, Yes! An Ovation guitar!


Another.....


My first night in Germany, 1977.
I was told to not show rank insignia.
Also the first time I ever heard of Jagermeister....
What a night!
(Wish I could remember it.....)


A coupla months later....


Me an my girlfriend's cat, Snowball. Back in the 80's.
What the hell was her name?
That cat and I got along better than....Huh?
Oh, Back on point? OK.

Never trim trees while drinking.....


Otis sez he's ready to ship out to protect us from the zombies!



I'll keep lookin' fer them Halloween pictures....

Share your Halloween pics!

Best,

Scott
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[Oregon Viking]

Scott.....This sir, is a Halloween song...from a famous (almost) movie.
My band (way back when) covered this....I was always told....turn it down bro!!

 

[AU24K]

Yeah,
You knew that I'd find it, right?

But first,
other pics that I found with commentary, if you please....


Me and my Niece, who now attends Kansas State University.


A pic I sent to my Mom, telling her I quit smoking pot.



Just kidding.....



(You grow it, you smoke it. It sure helps....)

{I do NOT advocate smoking ANYTHING!
Anything that you introduce to your lungs besides O2 is carcinogenic! DIG!}


"Need help with laundry month?"


"You think too much. Chill, Human!
What?
Scholarships and such?
Carry on, Scott."
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And, Now,

What Jeff and everyone wants to see.

My ex-wife as a "Sexy Nurse...."
And me as a "nerd."

Here it i
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[AU24K]

Scott...If I could get a ride to where you are..... And had the money..... And fix the bike...I would. I would test ride it, then it would get ridden!!!.....right into the back of my pick m up truck, and drive back to Oregon. Then the bike would be a summertime project.

Hmmm...

Seems I gotta keep my eye on you, too, huh?



Enjoy, my Friend!

Best,

Scott

 

[releventchair]

When I break down in the middle and I lose my thread....

And still the raven , remains in my room ..no matter how much I implore .
No words can sooth him , no prayer remove him , so I must hear forevermore.....

 

[AU24K]

You DO know that a story comes with this pic, right?

So, here we go.....

One Halloween, several years ago,

I searched thrift stores for the most bizarre pants and shirt that I could find.

I added suspenders and a belt, a set of "jackass" teeth,
Black framed glasses with tape and I was ready.
(Already had a working slide rule, don't ya know?)

My Wife's "sexy" costume was less intensive to work out; She was already sexy....

Anywhich,

We went to a local bar for drinks and I found myself playing pool.

The jackass I was playing wasn't paying attention to their turn and I walked over and said,
You gonna shoot pool or F off?"

Some one had a problem about then.

My skinny, neurotic Friend and room-mate stepped in and said,
"Listen, you really don't want none of that nerd.
He hasn't killed anybody yet today.
Just shoot some pool and be done."

They immediately left and forfeited.

One bar fight I missed...

Thanks, Ron!

Oh,

The pic?

Here.

You heard the story, you deserve the pic....Has my head been severed?

It IS a Poloroid....No Photoshop here....



My Best Wishes to all,

Scott

PS.


Them glasses had clear lenses.
I had perfect vision.Thanks to an optometrist Friend!

 

[AU24K]

When I break down in the middle and I lose my thread....

And still the raven , remains in my room ..no matter how much I implore .
No words can sooth him , no prayer remove him , so I must hear forevermore.....

Yes.
I'm a fan of Poe, also!

I've oft said that we are so close...as if Brothers....

Perhaps a consideration to ponder, as we meet,
And we hug as Friends.

I feel it, too, Brother!

Best,

Scitt

 

[AU24K]

"Yeah...."


"Ah, Crap. Here we go again....Another election....."

 

[AU24K]

When you leave this earth, it is never about what you had,
It is about what you gave.

We all will die.

What did you give?


Scott

 

[Togreenfeet]

Love ya like a brother...... Love ya like no other........