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- looks like an online dating advertisement.
 

you guys have got to be kidding. if I even mow my grass without a shirt the neighboring ladies all move towards me. If I wore that on here, we would be inundated with new members, but they would all be female and hence would throw the balance all off
 

you guys have got to be kidding. if I even mow my grass without a shirt the neighboring ladies all move towards me. If I wore that on here, we would be inundated with new members, but they would all be female and hence would throw the balance all off

But YOU could be like a ROCK STAR! They would throw their UNDER-WEARS at ya!
 

Adapt the outfit in order to force a second episode. The ladies deserve a better look at a proposed new uniform that may, or may not be sported in the near future by Jeff Gordon (I'll wear it if you do). In order to be fair to the previous statements throughout this thread (by Jeff) in regards to a uniform worn by the Ladies?
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you'll wear it if I do? well that's not exactly going out on a limb for a Canadian is it? that guy in the pic sure looks like a manitoban if I've ever seen one.
 

and I don't even want to know what's on the counter on his right :laughing7:
 

just wondering, what happened to that guys bellybutton?
 

you'll wear it if I do? well that's not exactly going out on a limb for a Canadian is it? that guy in the pic sure looks like a manitoban if I've ever seen one.

Jeff.... I'll be wearing this in early November while in a river netting Whitefish. Brrrrr EH?
 

Adapt the outfit in order to force a second episode. The ladies deserve a better look at a proposed new uniform that may, or may not be sported in the near future by Jeff Gordon (I'll wear it if you do). In order to be fair to the previous statements throughout this thread (by Jeff) in regards to a uniform worn by the Ladies?

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Dang....

Spend a day or two studying for exams and see what I've missed?

An opportunity to post Mascots/pets/companions

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(an eye half shut is always awake....)
Otis was the best! :hello2:

(Otis sez that he ain't worried 'bout nothin' neither....)


And now, from the "stray cat" Delegation:



Best Wishes,

Scott

PS.
You've never heard of "The Stray Cats?"

Well, My Friend,
Here's another for your enjoyment!



 

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And now,

As Assistant Minister of Music,

I offer this cerebral song by Pat Boone.

Doing an Alice Cooper song.

Say what?

Really?



Chew on that for a minute....

Best,

Scott

PS.

What's next?

Frank Sinatra Jr. doing cover songs of Metallica?





Hmmmm....
Ya know, I think that I can see an album here.....


"Gloria! Get my agent for "creative ideas" on the line!"

"Gloria" is a fictitious secretary in my employ, just as the maid who has yet to show up,
used here merely for a humurous post.
Please do not read anything other than that in this post.
Thank You.









God Help me help Humanity if I ever win the lottery....



"Oh, did he say that out loud?"

"Oh, yes. And I hear that some black cars was parked outside his house. And helicopters flyin' around...."

"For real?"

"Word! But you know what?"

"What?"

"I heard that the 411 on the street, and around the campfire, is that Scott ain't worried 'bout nothin' and is one bad..."
SHUT YOUR M!OUTH!
"But I wuz talkin' 'bout...."






 

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Scott,

I see you're on a roll with the music.....keep it coming.....I was running out of ideas....lol.

This post makes 1083 and 10634 views so me thinks Crispin has outdone himself on this thread.

Regards + HH

Bill
 

And now,
As just Scott, thinking of the song that Otis and I were so bonded upon.

When I came home from a particularly bad day, sank into my chair and started whistling this tune,
Otis would come jump into my lap, rub and purr, as if to say, "It's all OK, Scott. I'm here."

For you, Otis.....



And for my fellow animal lovers.

Volunteer at your local shelter or just take in newspapers, towels, etc.

Call your local shelter to find out how you can make a difference!

Best Wishes, My Friends!

Scott​
 

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Dang....

Spend a day or two studying for exams and see what I've missed?

An opportunity to post Mascots/pets/companions

View attachment 754220
(an eye half shut is always awake....)
Otis was the best! :hello2:

(Otis sez that he ain't worried 'bout nothin' neither....)


And now, from the "stray cat" Delegation:



Best Wishes,

Scott

PS.
You've never heard of "The Stray Cats?"

Well, My Friend,
Here's another for your enjoyment!





BRIAN! BOOGITY, BOOGITY, BOOGITY...
 

those videos take up a lot of my screen
 

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