CRISPINS CRITTERS

[G.I.B.]

Where the heck's this thread been? Where've I been?

I am not worried about a government takeover, ours or anyone else's.

etc. etc. etc....

Yeah, great thread huh?

All you gotta do to become an official Crispin Critter is to memorize all the previous posts and then take the short 257 question quiz-

Here is a sample question:

 

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[jerseyben]

Ok I cry UNCLE how do I add a signature block like some of you fine folks have? PLEEEEASEEEEEE

I noticed you are posting a lot in CC very recently. Were you added to the roster? Have you introduced yourself to the group? Care to tell us a bit about yourself?

 

[Togreenfeet]

Relchair, holy cow, just one question - - How was the camera so still? Hehehahahahahaha

 

[Togreenfeet]

I have a question. If you stand up on the floor of your school bus and jump up and down, while traveling 65 miles an hour you will land in the same spot. Why is it then, while traveling down the highway at 65 miles per hour , while standing on my tailgate I jumped up and landed all over the highway? I just dont get it...........hehe

 

[releventchair]

I have a question. If you stand up on the floor of your school bus and jump up and down, while traveling 65 miles an hour you will land in the same spot. Why is it then, while traveling down the highway at 65 miles per hour , while standing on my tailgate I jumped up and landed all over the highway? I just dont get it...........hehe

Probably the math.Or it could be the chute being opened.

 

[G.I.B.]

If you stand up on the floor of your school bus and jump up and down, while traveling 65 miles an hour you will land in the same spot. Why is it then, while traveling down the highway at 65 miles per hour , while standing on my tailgate I jumped up and landed all over the highway?

You have to consider the following possibility~

When your wife looked in the rearview mirror and saw you leap into the air, she hit the gas.

 

[releventchair]

Scott,

I 2nd to motion to make Togreenfeet group medic...

Knowing how sneaky Crispin can be at time.....I see he bumped me up to president I don't have a problem taking care of the thread in his absence but that said it's his thread....and I'm just hanging out for the laughs and free beer...lol....

So I propose that we make him Chairman of the board.....do I have a 2nd on this??

Regards + HH

Bill

In like Flynn.pgs, 334 336 for intros.

 

[GMD52]

Ben'

To greenfeet has been excepted, rostered, and voted medic, go back about 10, and all the questions will be answered!!!!!!

 

[Togreenfeet]

There was no chute involved and I believe she floored it. As Team medic though I must begin with free PAP smears and breast exams...... Your never to old to breast feed ( I can't convince my wife of that) you guys ROCK

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[Togreenfeet]

I lower my head in honor. I have no idea what I am getting into. So to honor this momentous occassion, I think I'm going to go make a jello mold of my private parts.........hehe

 

[releventchair]

OHH! free exams.

Try to keep it p.g..

 

[pippinwhitepaws]

Yewwwwww

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

LOL!
Courage is: Farting when you have diarrhea!

(oh lordy, I actually said that out loud )

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

A few more picture I took this morning on my walk.....I have to admit we're quite fortunate living in a city of 3 million people with the lake nearby and lots of green spaces to enjoy.

first picture is a miniature fort based on the original Lachine settlement of 1670 and a couple of shots from the pier looking out over another previous wharf area which is now a park.

I even threw in a couple of pictures of my neighbor Lisa with her young children Felix and Sophie the third little guy Elliot wasn't present and a 4th one is on the way.....I pat her and her hubby on the back.....the kids come over to raid my junk bins of junk jewelry, keys old toys, etc....

Regards + HH

Bill

 

[G.I.B.]

As Team medic though I must begin with free PAP smears and breast exams......

Yeah, well.... I'm still waiting for my prescription for my medicine~ (or you can mail the medicine directly)

 

[G.I.B.]

LOL!
Courage is: Farting when you have diarrhea!

One does NOT fart when one has diarrhea... one bubbles.

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

I guess anyone who has a bit of a rebellious streak can relate to this song.

Bob Seger - Against the wind.

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

Another tune for you.....

Cat Stevens - Peace Train

 

[pippinwhitepaws]

now NSA is going to hack everyone who listens to this song...
cat stevens changes his name and is now on the "no fly list"....some threat to American civilization eh?

 

[bill from lachine]

pippinwhitepaws,

Well he made some great music back in the day.....as much as possible I try to accentuate the positive.....stuff outside my control falls under the title "Don't sweat the small stuff.....it's all small stuff".

Regards + HH

Bill

now NSA is going to hack everyone who listens to this song...
cat stevens changes his name and is now on the "no fly list"....some threat to American civilization eh?