CRISPINS CRITTERS

[0121stockpicker]

Of course to me though a Cummins 12 valve blowing black smoke gets me a little more excited than a gas motor. But I will admit there is nothing quite like the sound of an American V-8 smoldering some tires. LOL!!!

With how cold this winter had been rip the muffler off that puppy and hear things up around here. At this point, I'm praying for some GW!!

 

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[AU24K]

Biggest muscle I've ever endured was a Dodge 440...goin' round and round in one spot....

Best,

Scott


Oh yeah, and a Mustang 5.0 that tore out the motor mounts when tromped.....

To me, it's all about, "Getting there."

 

[0121stockpicker]

Biggest muscle I've ever endured was a Dodge 440...goin' round and round in one spot....

Best,

Scott

Oh yeah, and a Mustang 5.0 that tore out the motor mounts when tromped.....

To me, it is about, "Getting there."

Nothin like the old 440 six packs. That's when cars were cars!!

 

[AU24K]

Yep,

Loved my little '67 Galaxie 500 with the 289.

Always started quickly, even in the coldest of Kansas winters, never a problem
until some jackass head-on smacked me overnight on July 4th while it was parked on the street.

Never got a cent from that. The joker was never caught.
About 1978-1979?

I still drove that car for two more months even after the insurance company listed it as totaled....

I digress....Forgive me....

Perhaps an idea for another thread?


Best,

Scott

PS.

Believe it or not, the story gets much wilder after this.....
Any requests for details?

(It involves family scandals...the things that television shows now cater to....)

 

[Backbacon]

Ummm...

I'm cool with "Assistant Minister of Music....."
(conditions apply...)


Always lookin' ahead...

Best,

Scott


Any or all Second the nomination?

Any opposed?

To a vote.....

All applications should duly be processed through Bill's pending (need clarification from Bill) secretary the Labatts "Blue Zone Girl"?

 

[Backbacon]

Yep,

Loved my little '67 Galaxie 500 with the 289.

Always started quickly, never a problem until some jackass head-on smacked me overnight on July 4th while it was parked.

Never got a cent from that. The joker was never caught.

I still drove that car for two more months even after the insurance company listed it as totaled....

I digress....
Perhaps an idea for another thread?


Best,

Scott

"Perhaps an idea for another thread?" Sounds like a good thread. Are the vehicles or their engines worried about a government takeover?

 

[releventchair]

All right,started a thread in everything else. Sorry for getting off topic all.

 

[lorddean13]

Add me to that list.

 

[AU24K]

"Perhaps an idea for another thread?" Sounds like a good thread. Are the vehicles or their engines worried about a government takeover?

Yes, laugh my friend, but those who know about engines and horsepower will rule!

You will be left on the side of the road with your thumb stuck out hoping for a ride....

Best,

Scott

 

[302guy]

Seems the 289 solid lifter was more desirable though.

1993 crate 6.2. one of the last slated for the Humvee before they went ot the 6.5. .60 over, sleeved backed down to .40 Multifuel injector pump. Ported and polished heads, HiPop injectors, and stainless ceramic coat headers. Built this in 97 before they had a such thing as "diesel performance"
I miss the old girl, but they took the sulfur out and that was what made them indestructible. Now they have these micro particulate low sulfur ozone killers so they can charge twice as much for fuel. I got 25 mpg's to the gallon city with 4.56's and 33's. with a 50/50 K-1 to #1 fuel ratio the Durmax LBZ got to see taillights. The few chipped ones that got ahead of me put out so much smoke I couldn't see anything until I passed them around 90mph and 2600rpm. NO SMOKE. It was the closest Gm ever came to matching that hunk of iron in your rig. Their problem is that they couldn't leave well enough alone. I installed a Sidewinder, but at sea level it just bogged down. I turned the pump up a few degrees and WOW.With the exception of that engine their best was the 1970's era 250 straight 6. Not that the 305H.O wasn't something. But what the hell is the point of building great engines if they're obscure? And oyou can't even remember what you put them in?

 

[302guy]

Yes, laugh my friend, but those who know about engines and horsepower will rule!

You will be left on the side of the road with your thumb stuck out hoping for a ride....

Best,

Scott

I'll stop for bacon. In fact I even have a bumper sticker that says "grass, gas, or bacon. No one rides for free".
OK, I'll admit, it's some layered duct tape..and I wrote that saying with a sharpie. But I'm a man of my word.

 

[302guy]

Of course to me though a Cummins 12 valve blowing black smoke gets me a little more excited than a gas motor. But I will admit there is nothing quite like the sound of an American V-8 smoldering some tires. LOL!!!

Real trucks don't have spark plugs. And any real man will salivate at the smell of burnt fuel, gunpowder and pork........

 

[AU24K]

302 Guy....

I'm sensing that you have served America.


302 Division?

94th Infantry Division Historical Society Home Page, a WWII Army division



If I am correct, Thank you for your service!

What unit? When? Where?

Scott likes the cut of your jib, (Army Guy....)

My Vote for 302 Guy to join....
prior to vetting.....

Best,

Scott


I especially like the mention of pork, as in bacon, pork chops, sausage, etc. Yummy!

302 Guy is bringin' the grillin' meat for this spring's BBQ!

I'll provide the music--Grandmaster Scott, of course..... just like my mentor, Bud Bundy.....

Word?

That's what I heard....

Where?

When?

We're There!

Who's bringin' the beer?​

 

[302guy]

302 Guy....

I'm sensing that you have served America.


302 Division?

94th Infantry Division Historical Society Home Page, a WWII Army division



If I am correct, Thank you for your service!

What unit? When? Where?

Scott likes the cut of your jib, (Army Guy....)

My Vote for 302 Guy to join....


Best,

Scott


I especially like the mention of pork, as in bacon, pork chops, sausage, etc.

I appreciate the offers. But I am fifth column material. Not first.

 

[AU24K]

302 Guy,

I understand and fully respect your desires....

Does this mean that you won't supply the meat for this spring Barbeque?

Think carefully before you answer.....

Just Kidding!

Welcome To The Club!



See that Dork on the left?

That was me.

If I would have known how to play the guitar...

But, now I know how to play a guitar and I can now be the "Dork on the Left."

For information on how to be, "The Dork on the Left," and possible governmental
grants and assistance for such crap,

Please ask..

PLEASE!

Best,

Scott


Umm...Somebody wanna try to catch Scott and put him to bed?
I've got the tranquilizer darts......
Who's with me?​

 

[AU24K]

Press Release...
Feb. 26, 2013...
From the office of candidate Scott for Music Ambassador:

"I'd like to thank all of my supporters and I will not let you down in my current
endeavors to improve whatever I said....."

Really, is all of this necessary?

Let's forget the "hype" of the distractors and focus on how to not be afraid.....

How will you survive?
Join a "group?"
What knowledge or skills do you possess?
None?
Be gone, worthless consumer of resourses....




Example of usefullness:


I can suture..... and many other things.

Your example?

 

[Backbacon]

By no means am I trying to negate Bills status or position. However, in regards to keeping this thread on the topic of us not fearing a government takeover. I am offering this tune that was written by a US/CAN hybrid that is Neil Young. Here is a cover of his song done by "Red People" I hopes Y'all like it..... "Let's keep on rocking and learn from our history people.... or is our existence doomed to repeat it again?"

BackBacon (aka BackStrap) 2013

 

[Backbacon]

Y'all will be some of the first "views" on the youtube besides myself! Keep on ROCKING

 

[AU24K]

One more thought from Scott,



Philosophy is under-rated....

Think always about it.....

It will soon come to you....

Who Scott is.....

My Best,

Scott



Ah, the tranquilizer darts appear to be working.
We now have Scott on the table.
Anyone care to have a poke, while he is down?

Ah! I knew that you would!

Anyone else?

Quickly!

 

[Backbacon]

Let the darts help you find your dreams.