CRISPINS CRITTERS

I got a stump in the back yard...
I told the landlord, "BURN!"
He said , "OK."

"FIRE!"

"Cause I ain't campin' this weekend.....

Best,

Scott


So,

I'm up early (5 am)
Chomping at the bit to cut the grass.

I wait until a reasonable hour to start the mower.

Once finished, I make a fire....

The stump is about to go!

Using my favorite camping tactics, I soon have a nice fire over the offending stump.

I kept it smaller than a bonfire; no larger than say, a basketball.

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Whoever has the odds on my making rain, increase my bet to $50.

A couple of hours after I started the stump burn, the clouds rolled in and it started raining.

The rain deities were mistaken this time; I was not camping!

Tomorrorow, I'll push the ashes into the adjacent depression, fill the remainder with soil from a corner of the yard and throw grass seed on top.

For a moment, I felt like I was camping.....

Fire skills come easily to me...

What can that mean?




Best,

Scott​
 

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I went to the funeral Thursday and broke down a couple of times myself...

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My Friend found comfort in my attendance and we spoke about what he wanted to say.....

I told him that I am always here for my Friends and Family.



I hope to have provided strength and compassion......

Best,

Scott


PS.

As I looked around at the folks who attended, I was one of the only white people there......

Love has no color.
Compassion is for all of humanity.

ALL of Gods people are equal.​
 

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Sorry for being so sad,

Now then, it's Saturday night,

So LET'S ROCK!




Any requests?

Best,

Scott​
 

While I patiently await requests......

No, my fingers aren't tired......

I can still play my guitar.....





Best,

Scott​
 

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"Uncle Scott, we want another story!"

Well, here's a glimpse of my report card from 3rd grade, 1967.....

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"Social Development."
"Needs to learn to control behavior at times."

"Work Habits."
"Always completes assignments on time but needs to learn to spend his time more constructively."

"Reading."
"Does a nice job-understands what is read-reads for his own enjoyment."

"Handwriting."
"Needs to improve-capable of being neater."

"English."
"Usually quite accurate in written work. Expresses self clearly verbally."

Arithmetic, science, art, music and physical education is satisfactory.

In "Social Studies," the comment was, "Nice Job."

Such a hoot, looking over my grade school report cards....

From WAY back ....WHEN?

Best,

Scott

PS. There's your "stories" from Uncle Scott tonight.....​
 

As a rebel from day one of school.....




My Best,

Scott​
 

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"Oh, Crap, that Boy is screwed..."

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"Yeah, what do you mean?"
"I kinda like Scott, so, I'm askin' again, what do you mean?

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"Ummm...

We mean that, ummm, Scott is OK."

"Quick, you fool, Hide!"

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"Ah, yes...I'm getting closer to the subject...."

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"Come on, Friend, let's go for a ride...."




Best,

Scott​
 

WOW!

Can you say, "Multiple personalities?"

Jeff? Anyone?

I didn't think so.....

Believe it or not, I'm sane....

Comments?


Best,

Scott


PS.

Rule #1.. never believe anyone who say that they are sane....​
 

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Jeff, at your age of eighty something how much testosterone do you have left?
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87, and I have very little left ( been donating too much to the testosterone clinic)
does that stuff work Dram?
 

Rule #2...

Gut instinct...
Trust it...

Best,

Scott​
 

Dont you mean trying to pick a fight Jeff?Shouldnt start what you cant finish:laughing7:.Typical lib.

in truth RJC, I wasn't looking for a fight (but sometimes they are fun) I was just commenting on the outlandish tin foil hat conspiracy theories you post.
if they were at all reasonable someone might read one
 

Well Jeff since you seem to know it all,whats real,whats fake,prove them wrong.Funny part is you dont have the guts to attempt it.
 

Red,

Let's come to an agreement....

You like to disagree, well, jack, so do I.

If you want to disagree, let's go at it.
But not on a thread...PM me and we'll "duke it out, brother!"

I don't know what your problem is, but I'm sure that we'll soon come to a solution!

Awaiting your PM, Brother!

Best,

Scott​
 

Only problem I have AU is the fools that come into my threads and start crap.Heres the solution,keep em on a leash.
 

Only problem I have AU is the fools that come into my threads and start crap.Heres the solution,keep em on a leash.

Friend,

I'm not sure of your problem,
please PM me and I'm sure that we can work it out.

My Best,

Scott
 

RJC? it's STILL a free country and I will post where I wish
 

I expect no less RJC, it's a pleasure to joust with you
 

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