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[bill from lachine]

Folks,

It must be some kind of miracle but looks like we made it through another year.

 

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[bill from lachine]

Folks,

We didn't start the fire.

 

[Togreenfeet]

A man finally summons the courage to go sky diving for the very first time. The preparation and plane flight go smoothly, but immediately after jumping from the plane, he is unable to get his parachute to deploy. As he hurtles towards the earth, he is shocked to see a man rocketing upwards toward him. As they pass in the air, the skydiver yells, "Do you know anything about parachutes?"

The second man responds, "No. Do you know anything about gas grills?"

 

[bill from lachine]

2GF,

Thanks for the chuckles....

 

[AU24K]

Bill,

Hope that you have a wonderful New Year and find it within your heart to forgive those whom have wronged you.
I also hope that those whom you have wronged will see fit to forgive you....
I do.

Scott

 

[bill from lachine]

Scott,

Post away on the thread to your heart's content.

However please check your anger at the door because pretty much everyone is fed up with the tirades of venom and anger.

Future outbursts will be reported to admin for handling.

 

[Togreenfeet]

A couple days ago my 17 y/o nephew called me. He wasn’t doing well. We talked for over 7 hours. About 3/4 of the way through our conversation he placed his phone down but kept it on speaker as he was feeding his puppy. From across the room he yells to me “ well I should stop feeling sorry for myself and go get cold, wet and sandy” Finally we had a good laugh and his attitude started to lighten up....... is that what I’ll be remembered for?

 

[Togreenfeet]

Joke of the day — Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

 

[Togreenfeet]

For Diesel and RC.......of course anybody else that thinks this is funny

 

[bill from lachine]

2gf,

Well if your family and friends turn to you for support it means they trust you. Be proud you're a good man.

 

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[bill from lachine]

RC,

Thanks for the chuckles.....

You're just a wild and crazy guy.....

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

Rod Stewart-The first cut is the deepest.

 

[bill from lachine]

Another Rod Stewart number.

 

[Togreenfeet]

2gf,

Well if your family and friends turn to you for support it means they trust you. Be proud you're a good man.

Thank you

 

[dieselram94]

For Diesel and RC.......of course anybody else that thinks this is funny

Always love the funny videos!

 

[dieselram94]

Interesting video. Life doesn’t have to involve payments!

 

[bill from lachine]

diesel,

I saw this video awhile back....this would be a great project for gold boy given his age having his own digs debt free would be a big help just starting out.

 

[dieselram94]

diesel,

I saw this video awhile back....this would be a great project for gold boy given his age having his own digs debt free would be a big help just starting out.

That’s for sure, if I was just starting out again I would absolutely do something like this or a boat, but it would fit sure be debt free. I haven’t had a payment on anything in years, I don’t think I could go back to debt ever again. Just thinking about payments makes my stomach feel sick!

 

[bill from lachine]

diesel,

Well we didn't build our own house but we managed to pay off the mortgage in 8 + 1/2 years instead of 25 which allowed my wife to stop working full time at 40 and me to take an early retirement way ahead of time.

Courtesy of living debt free our basic living expenses probably fall below the poverty line..... which allows us to treat ouselves to luxuries pretty much any time we want to like you I have no use for debt.

I see the people living from check to check and wonder how they do it.....