Contraceptives and O Care

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Ever think why free contraceptives are such a big deal with the Obama voters?



Doctor asks pregnant lefty "do you know who the father is?"
-- "For cryin' out loud! If you ate a tin of beans would you know which
one made you fart?"?????

It was more fun asking some guy twice your age to buy you one:laughing7:


Uh, I don't know how to say this in a public forum, but - if you use contraceptives, you don't get pregnant.
 

You don't get "Nearly" pregnant. You either are or aren't.

Fyi, a homework problem for you Bum. How many contraceptives do you think are effective 100 %.
 

Uh, I don't know how to say this in a public forum, but - if you use contraceptives, you don't get pregnant.

Not true, people get pregnant on contraceptives. None are 100% guaranteed. .. condoms can be defective from factory, can leak if no space left, accidental hole from opening, even pill is not guaranteed to be 100% effective.

No form of contraception, except total abstinence, is 100% effective.

Birth control pills, depending on the type, have a theoretical effectiveness of 96-99 percent (depending upon brand and type of pill).*

We will NOT go quitely into the night!
 

I tried that, i wasn't successful very often. :p We will NOT go quitely into the night!
Yes, self control and abstinence work so well against raging hormones and natural instincts. Throw a little alcohol in the equation, that usually helps us keep our clothes on! :)
 

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Yea wow is right...

Never cease to amaze me.

There are no rules violated so not sure what is bothering you.

We will NOT go quitely into the night!
 

Now I remember:

"See, you place a quarter on top of your right knee and hold it in place with the back of your left knee and you can't get pregnant."
 

Ever think why free contraceptives are such a big deal with the Obama voters?



Doctor asks pregnant lefty "do you know who the father is?"
-- "For cryin' out loud! If you ate a tin of beans would you know which
one made you fart?"?????

It was more fun asking some guy twice your age to buy you one:laughing7:

So you make a slur against women, saying they are loose, and that gets a pass here?
 

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So you make a slur against women, saying they are loose, and that gets a pass here?

Wow!! How can you pervert a post to insinuate that???

I would have a seriously hard time sleeping after doing something like that!

NF, I would think that anyone even liking your post would be perpetuating your hatred of women.
 

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Wow!! How can you pervert a post to insinuate that???

I would have a seriously hard time sleeping after doing something like that!

NF, I would think that anyone even liking your post would be perpetuating your hatred of women.

You are twisting his words by acusing him... of twisting words. ???
 

It's Ok Ben, par for the course here.

The insinuation is the statement that implies woman of a certain demographic are loose.

It is a statement that would get most of us fired if said to any woman in an open office.
 

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