CIALIS: If you have an __ for more than 4 hours....

[Ray S S]

Back when I was building houses and a couple of us would finish building a wall, we would have to call the rest of the crew
to help raise it up into place and hold it long enough for it to be nailed down and braced. Some times a wisecracker would
ask, "Time for an erection? Is it going to take all of us to get it up?"

Ray

 

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[goldie1959]

after that ray, was you guys looking for a carpenter"s dream?

 

[stefen]

Yeah you might think that this would be a great way to die,but it's not,they say it's worse than having a heart attack.

You misspelled "hard" again

 

[Old Dog]

Back when I was building houses and a couple of us would finish building a wall, we would have to call the rest of the crew
to help raise it up into place and hold it long enough for it to be nailed down and braced. Some times a wisecracker would
ask, "Time for an erection? Is it going to take all of us to get it up?"

Ray

In essence Ray,
what you are saying is "carpenters do it with wood."
or
"carpenter have wood all the time."

 

[stefen]

Back when I was building houses and a couple of us would finish building a wall, we would have to call the rest of the crew
to help raise it up into place and hold it long enough for it to be nailed down and braced. Some times a wisecracker would
ask, "Time for an erection? Is it going to take all of us to get it up?"

Ray

In essence Ray,
what you are saying is "carpenters do it with wood."
or
"carpenter have wood all the time."

Or someone has been 'nailed' by a carpenter

 

[Ray S S]

carpenters do it on wood.

 

[stefen]

And the offsprings are a chip off of the old block

 

[goldie1959]

carpenters dream is a girl that is flat as a board and easy to nail

 

[RPG]

If I have one that lasts more than 4 hours, my wife is the one that is going to need the doctor.

 

[richm]

I know a pole vaulter that takes Cialis.

 

[stefen]

Read an article this morning that told about a 65 year old widower who was planning to travel...his girl friend took his bottle of blue pills to make sure that he didn't wonder...

Talk about female trust issues

 

[Ray S S]

Goldie i've heard that 'Carpenter's Dream' mentioned a couple of times but I was wondering if you were going
to come up with something different. LOL. Ya never know when you are going to hear a new expression.

Ray

 

[truckinbutch]

you know why this one old folks home started giving the men Viagra.....kept them from rolling out of bed...

 

[stefen]

That or prop them in a corner and use them as a hat rack

 

[Monty]

I take Revatio for pulmonary hyertension. It is basically the same thing as Cialis. Sometimes when I am out detecting I have to be careful which way I am facing. Somebody might get the wrong idea. It's hell being a senior citizen sometimes! Monty

 

[truckinbutch]

T ! DARN IT ! You gonna help clean my keyboard ?

 

[truckinbutch]

 

[mikeofaustin]

The reason I started this topic, was I actually had a friend give me one of them pills. I expected mucho biggness. It never happened. I was hoping , I guess, for a 'spanish fly'. It never happened. But, in the end, I determined that, "if you don't have a problem getting it up, you won't experience anything new".

Truly, I was hoping for a miracle 4 hour erection. But that never happened. Dang it.

It was more of a "hey honey, lets go to sleep"... and then nothing special.

Sorry.

 

[stefen]

T ! DARN IT ! You gonna help clean my keyboard ?

tee-heehee

It's good to be excited about your hobby!!

And a toddler is walking by holding his mothers hand and says; 'Look mommy, he's glad to see us.'

 

[Monty]

Well it does remind me of my younger days, about 19 when I was that way most of the time! But I go too far, I'm sure no one really cares. But If I am glad to see you , I'll just say so! M nty