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Better than a Flu Shot!
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never
been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into
her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she
prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young
minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl
was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The
pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no
longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell
me about this?' Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through
the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the
ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and
that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had
the flu all winter?'
If you don't send this to five GOOD friends right away there will be
five fewer people smiling in the world. It brought a smile to my
face, I hope it does to you
Better than a Flu Shot!
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never
been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into
her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she
prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young
minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl
was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The
pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no
longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell
me about this?' Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through
the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the
ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and
that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had
the flu all winter?'
If you don't send this to five GOOD friends right away there will be
five fewer people smiling in the world. It brought a smile to my
face, I hope it does to you
Better than a Flu Shot!
