Mental Granny
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Aw! Either way it looks good! Eagles claws or bowling ball! Baby face or mountain man? Sean Connery look a like!
Are those crows feet?
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Gypsy Heart
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A very weird thing has happened. A strange old lady has moved into my house. I have no idea who she is, where she came from or how she got in. I certainly did not invite her. All I know is that one day she wasn’t there, and the next day she was.
She is a clever old lady and manages to keep out of sight for the most part, but whenever I pass a mirror, I catch a glimpse of her. And whenever I look in the mirror to check my appearance, there she is, hogging the whole thing, completely obliterating my gorgeous face and body. This is very rude. I have tried screaming at her, but she just screams back.
You’d think she would spend some money to buy wrinkle cream, Lord knows she needs it. Food seems to disappear at an alarming rate., -- especially the good stuff like ice cream, cookies and candy. I can’t seem to keep that stuff in the house anymore. She must have a real sweet tooth, but she’d better watch it, because she is really packing on the pounds, I suspect she realizes that and to make herself feel better, she is tampering with my scale to make me think I am putting on weight too.
For an old lady, she is quite childish. She likes to play nasty games, like going into my closets when I’m not home and altering my clothes so they won’t fit. And she messes with my files and papers so I can’t find anything. This is particularly annoying since I am extremely neat and organized. She also fiddles with my VCR so it does not record what I have carefully programmed it to do.
She has found other imaginative ways to annoy me. She gets into my mail, newspapers and magazines before I do and blurs the print so I can’t read it. And she has done something really sinister to the volume controls on my TV, radio and telephone. Now all I hear are mumbles and whispers.
She has done other things -- like make my stairs steeper, my vacuum cleaner heavier and all my knobs and faucets harder to turn. She even made my bed higher so that getting into and out is a real challenge. Lately she has been fooling with my groceries, applying glue to the lids, making it almost impossible for me to open the jars. Is this any way to repay my hospitality.
She has taken the fun out of shopping for clothes. When I try something on, she stands in front of the dressing room mirror and monopolizes it. She looks totally ridiculous in some of those outfits, plus she keeps me from seeing how great they look on me.
Just when I thought she couldn’t get any meaner, she proved me wrong. She came along when I went to get my passport picture taken, and just as the camera shutter clicked, she jumped in front of me! Disaster! I have never seen such a terrible picture. How can I go abroad now? No customs official is ever going to believe that that wrinkled old lady from my passport is me.
She's walking on very thin ice. If she keeps this up, I swear, I'll put her in a home. On second thought, I shouldn't be too hasty. First, I think I'll check with the IRS and see if I can claim her as a dependent.
She is a clever old lady and manages to keep out of sight for the most part, but whenever I pass a mirror, I catch a glimpse of her. And whenever I look in the mirror to check my appearance, there she is, hogging the whole thing, completely obliterating my gorgeous face and body. This is very rude. I have tried screaming at her, but she just screams back.
You’d think she would spend some money to buy wrinkle cream, Lord knows she needs it. Food seems to disappear at an alarming rate., -- especially the good stuff like ice cream, cookies and candy. I can’t seem to keep that stuff in the house anymore. She must have a real sweet tooth, but she’d better watch it, because she is really packing on the pounds, I suspect she realizes that and to make herself feel better, she is tampering with my scale to make me think I am putting on weight too.
For an old lady, she is quite childish. She likes to play nasty games, like going into my closets when I’m not home and altering my clothes so they won’t fit. And she messes with my files and papers so I can’t find anything. This is particularly annoying since I am extremely neat and organized. She also fiddles with my VCR so it does not record what I have carefully programmed it to do.
She has found other imaginative ways to annoy me. She gets into my mail, newspapers and magazines before I do and blurs the print so I can’t read it. And she has done something really sinister to the volume controls on my TV, radio and telephone. Now all I hear are mumbles and whispers.
She has done other things -- like make my stairs steeper, my vacuum cleaner heavier and all my knobs and faucets harder to turn. She even made my bed higher so that getting into and out is a real challenge. Lately she has been fooling with my groceries, applying glue to the lids, making it almost impossible for me to open the jars. Is this any way to repay my hospitality.
She has taken the fun out of shopping for clothes. When I try something on, she stands in front of the dressing room mirror and monopolizes it. She looks totally ridiculous in some of those outfits, plus she keeps me from seeing how great they look on me.
Just when I thought she couldn’t get any meaner, she proved me wrong. She came along when I went to get my passport picture taken, and just as the camera shutter clicked, she jumped in front of me! Disaster! I have never seen such a terrible picture. How can I go abroad now? No customs official is ever going to believe that that wrinkled old lady from my passport is me.
She's walking on very thin ice. If she keeps this up, I swear, I'll put her in a home. On second thought, I shouldn't be too hasty. First, I think I'll check with the IRS and see if I can claim her as a dependent.
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Montana Jim
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Nice Christy... very nice. 
Gypsy Heart
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They say Jimmy that behind every wrinkle is a great story.......... 
bean man
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A great story? Or a sad story? Gypsy Heart, Queen of Rust, Your so beautiful on the inside, you can't help but to always stay beautiful on the outside. 
Gypsy Heart, Queen of Rust, Your so beautiful on the inside, you can't help but to always stay beautiful on the outside. 
aa battery
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oh you rascal youGypsy Heart said:They say Jimmy that behind every wrinkle is a great story..........
Mental Granny
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Love that Christy bad thing she has a evil twin that has moved into my house! 
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Montana Jim
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Doug & Lisa...
Thanks... I think. LOL
Thanks... I think. LOL
aa battery
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wardens says you look like shawn connery. 
YYEA RIGHT
YYEA RIGHT
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Mental Granny
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Well thats at least 2 of us that have the same opinon! 
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Montana Jim
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Mental Granny said:Well thats at least 2 of us that have the same opinon!
Well I'm humbled Ms. Granny...
Thanks
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oh lord now look what the warden didMontana Jim said:aa battery said:wardens says you look like shawn connery.
Yea right yerself Frank! Tell the Warden she's a sweetheart for me...
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Mona Lisa
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It's not polite to point, Zesty. Didn't your mama teach you that? :P
Hey...you went with the beard and the hair....and the censored ball cap.
Is that ball cap from another detecting forum or does it say "Bounty Hunter"? Now you got me all curious.
:PHey...you went with the beard and the hair....and the censored ball cap.
Is that ball cap from another detecting forum or does it say "Bounty Hunter"? Now you got me all curious.
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