savant365
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Sign over a gynecologist's office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a septic tank truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
On another septic tank truck:
"We're #1 in the #2 business"
On a proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in."
On a plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On another plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
On a church's billboard:
"Seven days without God makes one weak."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
On a plastic surgeon's office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a nonsmoking area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet: Miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in five minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the electric company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a propane filling station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
Sign at a Chicago radiator shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a septic tank truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
On another septic tank truck:
"We're #1 in the #2 business"
On a proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in."
On a plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On another plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
On a church's billboard:
"Seven days without God makes one weak."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
On a plastic surgeon's office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a nonsmoking area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet: Miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in five minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the electric company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a propane filling station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
Sign at a Chicago radiator shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
