onfire
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There once was a king who owned a jester.
The jester traded that silly hat for a round red nose.
Then he said"We already know I think the best way to scare off an intruder is to fire off a shotgun into the air, even though that’s illegal. Now I have got some even better advice. Here’s what I told Field & Stream about using a good ol’ shotgun for self-defense:
I did one of these town-hall meetings on the Internet and one guy said, “Well, what happens when the end days come? What happens when there’s the earthquake? I live in California, and I have to protect myself.”
I said, “Well, you know, my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15, because you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door.”
Would be sad if it wasn't true
My defense I was told I could do it. To bad for that fuller brush man.
The jester traded that silly hat for a round red nose.
Then he said"We already know I think the best way to scare off an intruder is to fire off a shotgun into the air, even though that’s illegal. Now I have got some even better advice. Here’s what I told Field & Stream about using a good ol’ shotgun for self-defense:
I did one of these town-hall meetings on the Internet and one guy said, “Well, what happens when the end days come? What happens when there’s the earthquake? I live in California, and I have to protect myself.”
I said, “Well, you know, my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15, because you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door.”
Would be sad if it wasn't true

My defense I was told I could do it. To bad for that fuller brush man.