Lol! You are the bad guy. I'm Caucasian, so that one would fit pretty good. However, I'm Eagle Shield! I fear no one and have no enemies.... Except the white man. Oh.... Hold on... That's you. My bad! Lol
Reminds me of the one about the young boy that asked his father how he was named, the father said when you were born, I walked outside the tee pee, and named you after the first thing I saw. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Humping?