What is going on?!Another role of duct tape by road

[bergie]

I was just driving back from Lowe's and I saw ANOTHER full role of duct tape by the side of the road...this one was on a busy street with nowhere to pull over (but I would have thought about it twice anyway since the old ladies could have been nearby). Talk about weird...

 

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[hollowpointred]

ITS A SET UP!!!!

 

[papa]

Hummmm,Sounds like the little old ladies took a fancy to you.

 

[Youngladd]

Dont do it, its a trap!!!! once you pick it up you will be ambushed by the Bingo Gang and you'll be tortured with ExLax, Geritol, Polygrip and Ben gay!!!!!!!

 

[Bavaria Mike]

That is funny and strange! I think you were just afraid of the old ladies coming back to haunt you and your find, LOL. That is kind of a lame excuse, "no place to pull over" LOL, just kidding. HH, Mike

 

[River Rat]

Bergie,

It's a set up...Beware!!! They're out to git ya!

 

[bbqbull]

Now this is just 2 funny. Id like to find some double sided gorilla tape. Heck they dont even carry it at the H.Depot as of yet. Thought it would assist in baby sitting.

Mike

 

[Trash Digger]

Yeah, Beware!!!!! It's just bait in a trap. Next thing you know you'll see an old rainsuit laying beside the road.

Mike

 

[Natman]

Dont do it, its a trap!!!! once you pick it up you will be ambushed by the Bingo Gang and you'll be tortured with ExLax, Geritol, Polygrip and Ben gay!!!!!!!

STOP IT, I'M CRYING OVER HERE! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time

Good thing River Rat took some surveillance photos..there must be 50 more rolls stashed inside that hat!

 

[papa]

HEY, AP, Trashdigger found your raincoat !!

 

[Moonshadow]

I swear there is a camera somewhere and Bergie is the only one stopping to pick up the tape!! We'll see it on Candid Camera or Funny home videos or better yet .....PUNKED!!

Too funny!!

HH,
Moon

 

[Huntin' 59er]

Looks like the old ladies have set up a "sting" operation. Be careful, this could get to be a "sticky" situation!

Huntin' 59er

 

[willie d]

1st time shame on them, second time shame on you.

 

[kieser sousa/rip]

Holy crap next thing ya know it'll be rainin coat hangers !

 

[Daisy]

Ah the Walker Bandits strike again!

 

[larrybass]

This post is Way Too Fun!! Bergi, where do I find the first Episode? Love to read that post too. Good to see a bunch of men, gettin' together on such a kool forum and having great fun and there was No Nudity involved even. 8) Dad burnit, we're slippin' boys!

Oh, while I'm here, Natman, you and buddy Youngladd there, might wanna be careful 'bout how yer trash talkin' and funnin' the four main things in my "Deadly Dozen", very Survivally doctored, Bug Out Bag, or BoB , the short form, of one of the most important things ever known to man! N' Jess wait till ya'll get past 45 and we'll be listening to plenty of whining about bods and meds from you youngn's then.

Now, while were on the whining subject, Bergiman, I haveta agree with our man BM, 'bout the girly sort of xcuse, for NOT scoring, Red Green's {Famously Funny Canadian Actor} favorite, and most Manly, survival tool, while the opp was right there. Even for this ol' doggy, that sure sounded like what one of my beautiful ex's used to say, whenever I was in a similar situation and needed ay that moment to concentrate and focus so as to try and use my man stuff strait up and quickly, think it all out, in micro-seconds, as we drove by wastein' the rare and quickly fleeting opp, while unfortunately starting an arguement to boot. :P Well, anyway you guys know how it goes with that, eh?

Maybe that's why I still got a bit of a bitter taste for that line to this day. Let that be a lesson to all you boys readin' this here to-day. 8) A Mans gotta do what a man's gotta do...well, unless his better half wants to do whatever she wants.

KookyKanuk

Chow 4 now!

Lb

 

[Natman]

Oh, while I'm here, Natman, you and buddy Youngladd there, might wanna be careful 'bout how yer trash talkin' and funnin' the four main things in my "Deadly Dozen", very Survivally doctored, Bug Out Bag, or BoB , the short form, of one of the most important things ever known to man! N' Jess wait till ya'll get past 45 and we'll be listening to plenty of whining about bods and meds from you youngn's then.

Just funnin LB, just funnin..I know my turn's comin'!

Nat

 

[Michelle]

Dont do it, its a trap!!!! once you pick it up you will be ambushed by the Bingo Gang and you'll be tortured with ExLax, Geritol, Polygrip and Ben gay!!!!!!!

"Men....L.....pause"

 

[Charlene]

Duct tape, such a versatile tool. Teachers should use it to tape students to their desks. Men can use it to tape the wife to the stove. Wives can use it to tape hubby to someone else's living room chair. We can use it to tape kids sagging pants up above their behinds so we don't have to see their superman underwear.

Such luck, finding all that tape.

 

[GunFarce]

Duct tape, such a versatile tool. Teachers should use it to tape students to their desks. Men can use it to tape the wife to the stove. Wives can use it to tape hubby to someone else's living room chair. We can use it to tape kids sagging pants up above their behinds so we don't have to see their superman underwear.

Such luck, finding all that tape.

Yup!! duct Tape is like the Force...
It has a Light side, it has a Dark side, And it holds the Universe together!!
And, like they say: It's not tested on animals..
Sooo If you wanna stick a weasle to a window, your S.O.L.