dirtlooter
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- Jun 5, 2014
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- XP Deus with 9"LF and 9" HF Coils and 600 Equinox with stock and 6" coils
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- Relic Hunting
My wife and I were in town, it was late and dark and we were tired and needed something to eat. Wendys was right there so I pulled in right in front of the glass front and the glass door where you could clearly see the cash register/order spot. We went in, ate and were in process of going back to the truck when my wife decided to get a refill of her soda. I went on out to the truck and started it up to get the heater going. This rather large woman had gone in and was ordering her meal, I could see her clearly.
My wife finally made it to the truck and was getting in when I told her, "We gotta go before I get hypnotized! She gave me the look as she sat down and asked, "What?" I told her again, "We gotta go before I get hypnotized!" (when I think of being hypnotized, I think of the swaying pocket watch) and then I pointed to the rather plump rear end swaying back and forth as the woman waited for her order. Immediately, the sound of snorting and coughing ensued as soda came out of my wife's nose while she laughed. As she tried not to laugh and to wipe her face clean, I told her, "So you see why I have to get out of here now." The woman was still swaying back and forth as we left. My wife laughed and said that nobody would believe this. I just thought how it would have made a great scene in a movie with my wife snorting soda. she admitted that she nearly wet herself she laughed so hard.
My wife finally made it to the truck and was getting in when I told her, "We gotta go before I get hypnotized! She gave me the look as she sat down and asked, "What?" I told her again, "We gotta go before I get hypnotized!" (when I think of being hypnotized, I think of the swaying pocket watch) and then I pointed to the rather plump rear end swaying back and forth as the woman waited for her order. Immediately, the sound of snorting and coughing ensued as soda came out of my wife's nose while she laughed. As she tried not to laugh and to wipe her face clean, I told her, "So you see why I have to get out of here now." The woman was still swaying back and forth as we left. My wife laughed and said that nobody would believe this. I just thought how it would have made a great scene in a movie with my wife snorting soda. she admitted that she nearly wet herself she laughed so hard.
