A wee old man went to a druggist to buy Viagra.
"Can I have 6 tablets, and can you cut them into quarters for me?"
" I can cut them into quarters sir" says the druggist, "but a
quarter won't give you a full erection"
"I'm 83" says the old man, "I don't have any use for an erection,
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on my slippers!!!"
"Can I have 6 tablets, and can you cut them into quarters for me?"
" I can cut them into quarters sir" says the druggist, "but a
quarter won't give you a full erection"
"I'm 83" says the old man, "I don't have any use for an erection,
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on my slippers!!!"