Underwear is important

Old Dog

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May 22, 2007
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Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working
under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this
story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to
have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed
the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of
people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
protruding from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned
private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and
tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she
looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was
standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his
forehead.
 

do u know who wrote this?? i know most of the writers at NWF Daily. id love to callem and givem a hard time!!!
 

Not a clue Buddy,
My youngest Brother sent it to me this morning and I thought everyone should enjoy.

True or not.
I thought it was just plain funny.

Thom
 

ihave been to that Wal Mart many, many times and got a hilarious picture of people standing around taking a look.
 

Old Dog said:
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working
under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this
story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to
have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed
the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of
people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
protruding from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned
private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and
tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she
looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was
standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his
forehead.

:D :D :D

John
 

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