>>
>>
>> A college professor was doing a study, testing the senses of first
>>
>> graders, by using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all the children the
>>
>> same kind of Lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify
>> them by
>>
>> colour and flavour.
>>
>> The children began :
>>
>> "Red............cherry,"
>>
>> "Yellow.........lemon,"
>>
>> "Green..........lime,"
>>
>> "Orange........orange."
>>
>> Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavoured Lifesaver.
>>
>> After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
>>
>> "Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother
may
>>
>> sometimes call your father."
>>
>> One little girl looked up in horror, spat out her Lifesaver, and
>> yelled,
>>
>> "Oh My God! Spit them out everyone. They're arseholes!"
>>
>> A college professor was doing a study, testing the senses of first
>>
>> graders, by using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all the children the
>>
>> same kind of Lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify
>> them by
>>
>> colour and flavour.
>>
>> The children began :
>>
>> "Red............cherry,"
>>
>> "Yellow.........lemon,"
>>
>> "Green..........lime,"
>>
>> "Orange........orange."
>>
>> Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavoured Lifesaver.
>>
>> After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
>>
>> "Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother
may
>>
>> sometimes call your father."
>>
>> One little girl looked up in horror, spat out her Lifesaver, and
>> yelled,
>>
>> "Oh My God! Spit them out everyone. They're arseholes!"
