To Be 8 Again

[stoney56]

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be 8 again" she replied.

On the morning of her birthday he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day!

He put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favorite lolly and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted.

He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed
"I meant my dress size, you twit!"

The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong.

 

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[Michigan Badger]

"The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong."

LOL! Right on Stoney!

It's funny but not really funny.

Rules to please the better half.

1. Be cheerful but never too happy
2. Never EVER try to be funny
3. Always notice what she's wearing and approve
4. Always treat her like she's the only woman on earth
5. Be romantic especially when you'd rather eat road kill
6. Always allow her to have the last 300 words
7. When she speaks always look her in the eyes with a look of deep concern and approval
8. Remember all special events and buy flowers and jewelry on a regular basis
9. Stop metal detecting or doing anything you really enjoy doing (unless she also likes these things)
10. Tell her you love her at least once a day

Badger

 

[Kentucky Kache]

"The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong."

LOL! Right on Stoney!

It's funny but not really funny.

Rules to please the better half.

1. Be cheerful but never too happy
2. Never EVER try to be funny
3. Always notice what she's wearing and approve
4. Always treat her like she's the only woman on earth
5. Be romantic especially when you'd rather eat road kill
6. Always allow her to have the last 300 words
7. When she speaks always look her in the eyes with a look of deep concern and approval
8. Remember all special events and buy flowers and jewelry on a regular basis
9. Stop metal detecting or doing anything you really enjoy doing (unless she also likes these things)
10. Tell her you love her at least once a day

Badger

You forgot one. Never burn her food, and never spill it in her bed.