Tiger Woods Christmas Card

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Tiger Woods' Christmas Card

I know we've had enough of this guy but I couldn't resist-

 

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[RON (PA)]

Re: Tiger Woods' Christmas Card

I love it...lol.

 

[Dimeman]

Re: Tiger Woods' Christmas Card

The golf ball stuck in his ear makes the picture much better.

 

[Rich in Texas]

Re: Tiger Woods' Christmas Card

He just couldn't keep his "driver" in his pants!

 

[stefen]

Re: Tiger Woods' Christmas Card

He just couldn't keep his "driver" in his pants!

In golfing venacular, they're called woodies

 

[Shortstack]

Re: Tiger Woods' Christmas Card

Actually, he kept putting on the wrong greens and sinking his balls in the wrong cups.

 

[Tony66]

Re: Tiger Woods' Christmas Card

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work, and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless, and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.



Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."



Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."



Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"



Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."



Teacher: "That's right Susie. You can go home."



Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.



Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"



Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."



Teacher: "That's right Mary. You can go."



Johnny is even madder than before.



Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not what your country can do for you'?"



Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."



Teacher: "That's right Nancy. You may also leave."



Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer any of the questions.



When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish those bitches would keep their mouths shut!"



The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"



Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

 

[Tony66]

Re: Tiger Woods' Christmas Card

if I would have read more of the threads, I would have realized that this joke was already posted. Thats what I get for not paying attention. So, while some of you are now looking for the other thread that has the joke I will take the opportunity to run away and pretend I wasn't here. I get paid soon so I know I can get an alibi in case I'm questioned.

 

[stefen]

Re: Tiger Woods' Christmas Card

When using the wood, the correct action is all in the hips