capt_t
Full Member
Subject: Cows, constitution, commandments
THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:
1. COWS
2 THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
ON COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where
she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to
their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
ON THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq, why don't we just
give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked
for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
ON THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
courthouse........ You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not
Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers,
judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment!
THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:
1. COWS
2 THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
ON COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where
she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to
their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
ON THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq, why don't we just
give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked
for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
ON THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
courthouse........ You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not
Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers,
judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment!
