Couple times a year I get some training and those instructors do things like smack the table incorporated in their teaching when their long drawn out speaking goes over the falls. I'm sure you don't need to do any of that. I do like your theology and it sound like some good listening.A six-shot, single-action revolver I have, but no Derringer. I used to be very intrigued by them, though. I do feel that if I had to rely on a pistol shot to wake my audience, I'd need a new line of work.
Where I worked we had a "motivational speaker" come in to do whatever they are supposed to do. After it was over I asked our Administrative Officer what she thought of his presentation. Her response was, "He was a little too chipper for my liking". Cracked me up!
