- Jun 26, 2008
- 7,786
- 11,136
- Detector(s) used
- Ace 250 (2), Ace 300, Gold Bug 2, Tesoro Cortes, Garrett Sea Hunter, Whites TDI SL SE, Fisher Impulse 8, Minelab Monster 1000, Minelab CTX3030, Falcon MD20, Garrett Pro-pointer, Calvin Bunker digger.
- Primary Interest:
- Metal Detecting
1. Throwing live insects and grubs down the sink disposal and yelling WEEEE, like that pig on the commercial.
2. Swinging a rosary around your finger.... and yelling WEEEE again, like the commercial. (that's called giving Jesus a carnival ride.)
3. Measuring, with a tape measure, how far you can spit phlem.
4. Measuring, again, phlem, at the paint store using the green paint strips.
5. Measuring (again) phlem, at the paint store with the owner standing there.
6. Measuring phlem, at the paint store, by spitting on the paint strip, with the owner standing there. (this is for the younger crowd... those that can still run fast.)
7. AND THE BIGGIE.... spilling a tiny amount of Kuger's blacksand on the diningroom floor and having your girlfriend wonder why you are on your elbows and knees, holding a flashlight, looking at a seemingly barren floor! (singing: Nobody knows.. the trouble I've seen.... Nobody knows but the Lord! ) Laugh at yourself! Or cry. Your choice. TTC
2. Swinging a rosary around your finger.... and yelling WEEEE again, like the commercial. (that's called giving Jesus a carnival ride.)
3. Measuring, with a tape measure, how far you can spit phlem.
4. Measuring, again, phlem, at the paint store using the green paint strips.
5. Measuring (again) phlem, at the paint store with the owner standing there.
6. Measuring phlem, at the paint store, by spitting on the paint strip, with the owner standing there. (this is for the younger crowd... those that can still run fast.)
7. AND THE BIGGIE.... spilling a tiny amount of Kuger's blacksand on the diningroom floor and having your girlfriend wonder why you are on your elbows and knees, holding a flashlight, looking at a seemingly barren floor! (singing: Nobody knows.. the trouble I've seen.... Nobody knows but the Lord! ) Laugh at yourself! Or cry. Your choice. TTC
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