Michelle
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- May 7, 2006
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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,
"I
clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise
control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now
don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise
control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks
over at his wife and growls,
"Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be
thankful your radar detector went off when i t did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the
illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says
through clenched teeth, "Damn it, woman, can't you keep your big mouth
shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're
not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it
on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my
license out of my back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you
didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're
driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third
ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "DAMMIT, WHY DON'T YOU
PLEASE SHUT YOUR FAT MOUTH?"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your
husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
I love this part....
"Only when he's drunk."
"I
clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise
control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now
don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise
control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks
over at his wife and growls,
"Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be
thankful your radar detector went off when i t did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the
illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says
through clenched teeth, "Damn it, woman, can't you keep your big mouth
shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're
not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it
on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my
license out of my back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you
didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're
driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third
ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "DAMMIT, WHY DON'T YOU
PLEASE SHUT YOUR FAT MOUTH?"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your
husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
I love this part....
"Only when he's drunk."
