The Sportsman Double

[BrisJoe]

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked OK for a 61 year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she
probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

'What's that?' I asked.

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

I said, 'No,' - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.

I went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'

 

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[DeepseekerADS]

Similar in a way to a real experience of mine in the Internet dating realm.

Blind date with a woman in her mid-50's - close to my age at the time.

Knocked on the door, and when the gal opened the door - my thoughts were that she'd seen a pretty hard time for her age.

Asked her by name, and she said "Mom, your dates here".......

Got a lot worse from there. I did the gentleman thing, dinner and a movie, and tried not to walk 3 steps in front of her, took her home and walked her to the door.

She grabbed my the neck and put one heck of a kiss on me.

And then she leaned back and said "I hope you don't mind, I only have one tooth".

I'll always wonder where that tooth was - could have been handy when pop tops did not exist....