The Oldest Gay in the Village?

John Winter

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Iā€™d never qualify as an archaeologist. Some seem to be masters in imaginative writing when it comes to the interpretation of archaeological data and thatā€™s a quality I lack. Often their storytelling allows us non-specialists to understand the past, and thatā€™s a good thing is it not? But I do think that a lot of archaeology is based on imagination. Different ā€˜expertsā€™ can dig the same sites or look at the items we present for appraisal, and reach completely different conclusions.

Sometimes itā€™s hard to know what people in the past were thinking and believing, especially without having access to substantial written historical records. We donā€™t have a voice from the past to help us. The archaeologistsā€™ interpretation is all we have to go on at the present time.




Consider the obvious material clues as found in a Saxon grave (above) I recently witnessed being excavated. The grave goods were of good quality and interpreted as belonging to a person of high status - and thatā€™s a reasonable conclusion, but they could equally have belonged to a thief. What is the current jargon? Thinking outside the box!

Where is all this leading you may ask? Recently I came across a story of a late Stone Age man (below) unearthed during excavations in the Czech Republic. According to archaeologists, the way he was buried suggested that he was of a different sexual persuasion. The first known gay caveman!




My first reaction was that this story was an April Foolā€™s Day joke that had been picked up by a news wire service and re-run in June. But no, the justification for the man being a homosexual was that during this period men were traditionally buried lying on their right side with the head pointing towards the west; women on their left side with the head facing east.

In this case, the man was on his left side with his head facing west. Another ā€˜clueā€™ is that men tended to be buried with weapons, hammers or flint knives. The ā€˜gay cavemanā€™ was interred with household jugs, and no weapons.

Letā€™s do some lateral thinking. The man died of a broken neck and thatā€™s why he was on his left side and facing west. Perhaps he was buried surrounded by pots because he was a good cook or the Stone Age undertakers were simply having a laugh! Who knows? Perhaps I do have the imagination to qualify as an archaeologist after all!
 

I can't see how that makes him an arse bandit John. Them archaeologists! Too much weed, not enough digging.!
 

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