The old cow

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[FONT=&quot]DEATH OF THE OLD COW [/FONT]





[FONT=&quot]Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, the car hits it full on, and the car comes to a stop. [/FONT]





[FONT=&quot]Nancy[/FONT][FONT=&quot], in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, "You get out and check--you were driving." [/FONT]





[FONT=&quot]So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it was old. "You were driving, [/FONT]





[FONT=&quot]so you go and tell the farmer," says Nancy . Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair [/FONT]





[FONT=&quot]ruffled with a big grin on his face. "My God, what happened to you?" asks Nancy . The[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]chauffeur replies, [/FONT]





[FONT=&quot]"When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]





[FONT=&quot]the daughter[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]made love to me." "What on earth did you say?" asks Nancy . "I just knocked on the door [/FONT]





[FONT=&quot]and when it opened I said[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]to them, "I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just smacked the old cow." [/FONT]

 

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