Marc(NB)
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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, inadvertently walked into a Newfie pub on Water Street.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would go out. Each time the lights went out, the place would erupt into cheers.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?’
The bartender replied, 'OK, but I got ta warn ya that there is a statue of a naked fella in there wearing only a fig leaf.'
'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way.' said the nun.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place gave the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'
'Cause now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender.
'What do you mean?’ Asked the puzzled nun.
'Ya see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on dat statue fella, the lights go out.'
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would go out. Each time the lights went out, the place would erupt into cheers.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?’
The bartender replied, 'OK, but I got ta warn ya that there is a statue of a naked fella in there wearing only a fig leaf.'
'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way.' said the nun.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place gave the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'
'Cause now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender.
'What do you mean?’ Asked the puzzled nun.
'Ya see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on dat statue fella, the lights go out.'
