metaldetectorman
Greenie
A well known Doctor was at a bar. He got talking to a girl, and after a while, they left together. He took her home, and washed his hands. He then took his shirt off, and washed his hands. The same with his pants.
"You must be a doctor!" she said.
"Why, yes I am! How did you know?" the doctor asked.
"Because you wash your hands after everything you do!" she said.
Then they made love. When they got done, he stood up to wash his hands.
"You must be a GOOD Doctor!" she said.
His ego stroked, he said, "Yes, I am! Why do you say that?"
"Because I didn't feel a thing!"
"You must be a doctor!" she said.
"Why, yes I am! How did you know?" the doctor asked.
"Because you wash your hands after everything you do!" she said.
Then they made love. When they got done, he stood up to wash his hands.
"You must be a GOOD Doctor!" she said.
His ego stroked, he said, "Yes, I am! Why do you say that?"
"Because I didn't feel a thing!"
