Thank you for holding.

[TerryC]

Thank you for holding. Your call is important to us. Your call will be answered in the order it was received. Your position in the queue is... two days.

 

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[smokeythecat]

Call the Portland police again?

 

[Kray Gelder]

Where have I heard that before?

 

[smokeythecat]

One of Trump's internet commercials, but it was 5 days in the commercial.

 

[Honest Samuel]

On my answer machine, my message is: Hello, I am Sam, you know the routine, good bye.

 

[WaterScoop]

Call the Portland police again?

No , Suicide Hotline!

 

[Samanthy]

Your call is important BUT not important enough for them to hire someone to pick up the phone !

 

[newnan man]

I like it when they say "Choose from the following menu" and none of them are what you called about!

 

[Mudflap]

We care about our customers.... click

 

[smokeythecat]

Press 1 for Spanish. Press 2 for English. Press 3 for customer service. Press 4 for warranty repairs. Press 5 for sales. Goodbye.

 

[TerryC]

Quick, put me back on hold 'til that song is over! ╦╦C

 

[GopherDaGold]

I was trying to switch my insurance from one bike to the newly purchased one last Saturday. The recording told me that since there were so many callers I should opt for a call back which should occur within the next 6 minutes. It did but only to put me on hold for an additional 5 minutes. What's the point of doing the call back option if you're going to be placed on hold again?

 

[TerryC]

I was trying to switch my insurance from one bike to the newly purchased one last Saturday. The recording told me that since there were so many callers I should opt for a call back which should occur within the next 6 minutes. It did but only to put me on hold for an additional 5 minutes. What's the point of doing the call back option if you're going to be placed on hold again?

I recently registered a utility trailer in AZ. You must register it in person. You call to set up appointment but get automatically hung up because of the volume of calls. I finally got someone to answer after three weeks of hang ups. I got an appointment, took the trailer down, went in to talk to him, and he NEVER LOOKED AT THE TRAILER!! ​If he wasn't going to look at it, it could have been done on the phone and mailed! I was pissed! ╦╦C

 

[SusanMN]

I called my doctors office to schedule a routine recheck. After the initial message and pushing three different buttons I finally got to the appointment desk hold. While I waited the not so comforting COVID message came on. If I believed I had COVID (thank God I didn’t), I first had to make an video appointment with my primary care physician. Then if they thought I might have it, they would schedule an appointment at a COVID testing center. Then I guess you waited for test results if you hadn’t died in the meantime. Modern healthcare at its finest.

 

[RustyGold]

If you’ve reached this message in error, please hang up!

 

[Gare]

Terry C were youy CALLING DEUS REPAIR in MA ?

 

[TerryC]

Terry C were youy CALLING DEUS REPAIR in MA ?

Sounds like there is a story here! ╦╦C