Starburst Candies Are Dangerous

[jeff of pa]

Starburst Fruit Chews are exactly as their name would indicate: chewy. But one Michigan woman says the candies are so chewy, they should come with a warning label.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,286855,00.html

 

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[Kentucky Kache]

Lady, get a job like everyone else.

 

[Cynangyl]

oh for cryin out loud!

 

[irbaddadjoe]

How foolish can people be?

 

[warsawdaddy]

She needs to drink a cup of MacDonalds 'hot' coffee with that candy and she wouldn't have to chew so much.

 

[beavis]

I'm glad Mars didn't just settle right away. She'll have to work a little for the money.

 

[hollowpointred]

the judge should throw her in jail for wasting the courts time. the sad thing is, there was probably a line of lawyers waiting to get a piece of this case.

 

[irbaddadjoe]

Maybe her lawyer is the guy who sued the dry cleaner for the lost pants. And I'll buy her that cup of coffee from McDonalds!

 

[goldencoin]

next someone will claim "mental anguish" for it being too sweet :P

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-GC