Ray S S
Silver Member
A young man was pulled over by the Mississippi state police for speeding. The officer stepped out of
his patrol car, adjusted his glasses, and swaggered up to young man's window. "What chew driving so
fast for,Boy? You going to a fahhr? Let me see your license, Boy." The young man handed over his license.
Then the officer noticed that the back seat was loaded with large knives. The officer said, "Tell me,
Boy, why you got them knives on that there back seat?
Thee young man replied,"Well sir, I'm a juggler."
The officer spat some tobacco juice and then he said, "A juggler, well, you don't say! Boy, put
cha hands on the trunk of yer car; you going to jail."
The young man pleaded with the officer not to take him to jail. He offered to prove to the officer
that he was a juggler by way of demonstration. He said, "You can even hold me at gunpoint while I
juggle for you." The officer reluctantly allowed him to prove his point while he held him at gunpoint.
Two miles down the road at Joe's Tavern, Billy Bub was drinking it up with Jerry Lee Jones. Billy
Bub soon left and got into his rusty old pickup. He proceeded down the Road trying his best to stay
on the right side of the road
All of a sudden Billy Bub spotted the most unbelievable sight of his life! He drove to the nearest
phone booth and dialed the number for Joe's Tavern, and asked for his buddy, Jerry Lee.
When Jery got on the phone, Billy Bub said "Whatever you do, when you leave that Tavern, don't
Go north on #109. The state police are giving a sobriety test that nobody can pass.
his patrol car, adjusted his glasses, and swaggered up to young man's window. "What chew driving so
fast for,Boy? You going to a fahhr? Let me see your license, Boy." The young man handed over his license.
Then the officer noticed that the back seat was loaded with large knives. The officer said, "Tell me,
Boy, why you got them knives on that there back seat?
Thee young man replied,"Well sir, I'm a juggler."
The officer spat some tobacco juice and then he said, "A juggler, well, you don't say! Boy, put
cha hands on the trunk of yer car; you going to jail."
The young man pleaded with the officer not to take him to jail. He offered to prove to the officer
that he was a juggler by way of demonstration. He said, "You can even hold me at gunpoint while I
juggle for you." The officer reluctantly allowed him to prove his point while he held him at gunpoint.
Two miles down the road at Joe's Tavern, Billy Bub was drinking it up with Jerry Lee Jones. Billy
Bub soon left and got into his rusty old pickup. He proceeded down the Road trying his best to stay
on the right side of the road
All of a sudden Billy Bub spotted the most unbelievable sight of his life! He drove to the nearest
phone booth and dialed the number for Joe's Tavern, and asked for his buddy, Jerry Lee.
When Jery got on the phone, Billy Bub said "Whatever you do, when you leave that Tavern, don't
Go north on #109. The state police are giving a sobriety test that nobody can pass.
