Speaking of Arkansas

[Mackaydon]

GOT TO LOVE ARKANSAS:

A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it till she's 14.

How do you know when you're staying in an Arkansas hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I got a leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."

How can you tell if an Arkansas redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies " 'Bout wut?"

The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books - poof! up in flames, and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.

A new law was recently passed in Arkansas. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya? "No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania " The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania ?" "I'm a taxidermist," said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man says, "I mount animals." The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

I mean no offense... Don in SoCal

 

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[Blackfoot58]

I was once told that an Arkansas law requires men’s handkerchiefs to display nutritional data (for “snackers”).

 

[newnan man]

Funny! Sounds like Kentucky and West Virginia jokes.

 

[Blackfoot58]

Funny! Sounds like Kentucky and West Virginia jokes.

I have property near Mt. Home, Arkansas.
Missourians tell Arkansas jokes and Arkansans tells Missouri jokes.
In Iowa, we tell Missouri jokes. They don’t get offended. I’m not sure they get the punchlines.😂

 

[Jeff H]

My friends in Arkansas are fond of saying "At least we are not Mississippi." Everyone has to dis somebody I guess.