fossis
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- Jan 5, 2007
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A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat & put his black labador retriever in the middle seat next to the man.
The first man looks very quizzically at the dog & ask's why the dog is allowed on the plane.
The second man explained that he is a DEA agent & that the dog is a "sniffing" dog. His name is Sniffer & hes the best there
is, i'll show you once the plane is airborne.
The plane takes off, & once it levels off the agent says: "that woman has marijuana in her possesion", 'watch this", he tells Sniffer to search, Sniffer jumps down, walks down the aisle, &
very purposefully sits next to the woman, then returns to his seat
& puts one paw on the agents arm.
The agent says, good boy, & turns to the man & says: I'll make a note of her seat number & have her arrested when we land.
Say, thats pretty neat says the first man.
Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles, he sit's beside a man for a few seconds, then returns & puts Two paws on the agents arm.
The agent say's , that man has cocaine on him, so I will make a note of his seat number, & have him arrested also when we land.
I like it , said his seat mate.
Then the agent tells Sniffer to search again, he sits beside a
man for a few seconds, returns to his seat & proceeded to poop all over the seat, the first man says whats wrong?
The agent nervously replied, "he just found a bomb'.
Fossis................
The first man looks very quizzically at the dog & ask's why the dog is allowed on the plane.
The second man explained that he is a DEA agent & that the dog is a "sniffing" dog. His name is Sniffer & hes the best there
is, i'll show you once the plane is airborne.
The plane takes off, & once it levels off the agent says: "that woman has marijuana in her possesion", 'watch this", he tells Sniffer to search, Sniffer jumps down, walks down the aisle, &
very purposefully sits next to the woman, then returns to his seat
& puts one paw on the agents arm.
The agent says, good boy, & turns to the man & says: I'll make a note of her seat number & have her arrested when we land.
Say, thats pretty neat says the first man.
Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles, he sit's beside a man for a few seconds, then returns & puts Two paws on the agents arm.
The agent say's , that man has cocaine on him, so I will make a note of his seat number, & have him arrested also when we land.
I like it , said his seat mate.
Then the agent tells Sniffer to search again, he sits beside a
man for a few seconds, returns to his seat & proceeded to poop all over the seat, the first man says whats wrong?
The agent nervously replied, "he just found a bomb'.
Fossis................
