Silly Dares

spartacus53

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Dares for the most part were bets that were oft times safe, once in a while you would get a dare that was a bit dangerous. I would almost accept any bet, so long as I thought I was able to pull it off. If I had my doubts, I would back off. Many of our bets ranged in your speed, cunning and a heck of a sense in timing.

As kids, we knew many of the neighbors by name and were always courteous, but if we didn't know the name we would just give them one :tongue3: It's funny that even when I was talking with my childhood friends some names we didn't know, but we knew the name we gave them. One I had mentioned earlier was Ritchie Rheingold, aptly named for the beer he drank by the boatload. The guy I will talk about now was "The old Italian".

"The old Italian", never really spoke to many people in our area because his English was poor, but he was still a nice man. The best part about him was that he had a great garden, that was his pride and joy. He had tons of veggies and even a fruit bearing fig tree. Needless to say, I was given the dare to capture some of that fruit. He did have a nice sized fence around his yard, but at 5-6 foot it wasn't enough to keep "Spiderman" out.

I was fast, loved climbing, jumping, tumbling, you name it; so this was going to be a piece of cake for me. Once I got up the guts, I sprang into action, darting across the street and let the momentum carry me up the fence and flip over it. Once inside the yard by the tree, I would grab as many figs as I could and dump them down my Tee shirt and bolt back over the fence before he knew what hit him. I think I learned a few choice Italian words that day, but had fresh fruit to share with my friends. :icon_thumleft:

We always had plenty to eat on our block, besides him we had Miss White who had a peach tree and Mrs Wiggins who had a grapevine in her backyard. Those were the days
 

Mental Granny said:
Depended on what I was dared to do ..... um lol! :laughing7:

You can tell the tame ones, no one is reading this post :tongue3:
 

I remember one. Piling up a mound of snow maybe 4' -5' high & thinking I could jump off the
garage roof of 18' to 20' & not feel it. And I was wrong . I didnt break anything but I can still
feel that jolt. I couldn't even fall over because of the snow. I might have grown up to be 6'3"
or so instead of a shade under 6' . I never tried that one again.
 

Tubecity said:
I remember one. Piling up a mound of snow maybe 4' -5' high & thinking I could jump off the
garage roof of 18' to 20' & not feel it. And I was wrong . I didnt break anything but I can still
feel that jolt. I couldn't even fall over because of the snow. I might have grown up to be 6'3"
or so instead of a shade under 6' . I never tried that one again.

That is something I would do in a heartbeat, without even thinking twice about it. Near my Jr HS, there was this old abandoned house with a wrap around porch about 4 feet up, we would go up to the second floor and jump out the window to an old mattress. I think that would be close to the same height, and I did that jump 3 times that day until a police car rolled up and spoiled our fun.
 

7kid family that lived on the place adjoining our place usually spent the day outdoors , the kids , anyway . They had chores and as long as those were done they were left to their own devices .
11yr old Lonnie's job for the day was to split cookstove wood from the firewood pile with a hatchet . All the younger kids were to carry the split wood to the kitchen and put it in the woodbox .
Whack ! Thump ! Went the process , Lonnie working like a machine to get the job done so we could go play .....
Until 7yr old David , tiring of his job , (David didn't talk plain)placed his index finger on the chopping block and said to Lonnie ,
"Bet you can't cut my pinger off."
WHACK!
David's index finger flew from the chopping block and was gobbled up by a Dominick rooster .
I flew for home .
Their Mother took all them and the rooster to the hospital .
ER Doctor there , used to our country ways , killed the rooster and recovered David's finger .
He reattached it to David and 50 years later , David Lawson still has that index finger .
 

I don't really remember having to be dared to do much of anything. "Stupid" just came natural. :laughing7:
 

bigscoop said:
truckinbutch said:
bigscoop said:
I don't really remember having to be dared to do much of anything. "Stupid" just came natural. :laughing7:
U suppose that we may be related ? :laughing9:

:laughing7: I'll ask mom & dad? :laughing7:

Dad said, "No Way!" and then he quickly left the room.
Mom never really gave me an answer? :laughing7:
 

I'm with Bigscoop and Truckinbutch on this one

If I thought of it, I was usually the one who had to try it, if others thought of it first, I still had to be the one to try it. I only wish I could blame "it" on dares.

I had to learn how far I could fall before I hurt something. I actually tested the thing by jumping from ever increasing heights. Then, (after healing :laughing9:), I had to learn if I had learned how to fall better. That kind of thing. I hadn't grown out of it. A few years back I chased a Momma black bear and her two cubs into the woods trying to pick a fight. I won by default, she forfeited and got away. I had to promise my wife that I'd never do it again.

I was stupid and I'm still stupid. I know it. The only good news is after the bear thing I can't think of anything further to push myself. I'm NOT provoking a grizzly. I'm NOT going to mess with mountain lions. I've not so much as wised up...but become "satisfied".

I lost my high school friend, Pat, some years ago when he was stationed in Germany. He was out jogging and got hit by a train. I hadn't seen him in years, but I know exactly what happened. He thought he could beat the thing, and had to try. He always said we were friends because we both were insane but I was just a little less insane and kept him out of trouble...without being boring.

I always thought we were friends because between us we could do anything. I think, the bear thing was a last tribute to him...I don't really feel like another stunt. Not even on a dare.
 

truckinbutch said:
"Bet you can't cut my pinger off."
WHACK!
David's index finger flew from the chopping block and was gobbled up by a Dominick rooster .

/quote]

I hate to say this, but a bet is a bet :tongue3: That would have been one bet I wouldn't take, but then again, self mutilation wasn't out of the question. I guess we all have a scar, or two from mumbley pegs.

When I was at scout camp, one of my friends was flipping an ax in the air and grabbing the handle, that was until it embedded in his knee. What upset him the most was that he wasn't able to go horseback riding the next day because of the injury. His last week really sucked, because swimming was out of the question too.
 

Well put Dan.. I often think back to those days and stupid things I did. You're right, we were always looking to push the envelope. I started with small jumps and just kept working bigger one in and never got hurt. I think at the top of my jumping career I was able to drop close to 2 1/2 stories. Even today, if it were live or death, I wouldn't bat an eye at 3 stories. Since I never expect to be in that situation, I'll never know, and nor do I care at this point.

As far as wild animals go, I would have been right behind you. Then very far behind you, messing with them is not for me ;D
 

bigscoop said:
bigscoop said:
truckinbutch said:
bigscoop said:
I don't really remember having to be dared to do much of anything. "Stupid" just came natural. :laughing7:
U suppose that we may be related ? :laughing9:

:laughing7: I'll ask mom & dad? :laughing7:

Dad said, "No Way!" and then he quickly left the room.
Mom never really gave me an answer? :laughing7:
Hmmm : My Mom never gave me an answer either . She's gone now and I miss her .
Her answer to my impertinent questions was ,"You was caught in my trap : So ,I'll have to raise ya."
 

I'm just curious, how many times have you heard that, "you must have been dropped on your head as a baby", growing up :laughing7:
 

spartacus53 said:
I'm just curious, how many times have you heard that, "you must have been dropped on your head as a baby", growing up :laughing7:

My Dad said I liked it so much he did it just to keep me entertained :tard:

I remember in grade school there was a book we had to read called "How to eat fried worms". Welllll...long story short, night crawlers are NOT very tasty.

HH Charlie
 

Savant, that reminds me of some of the first foolish eating bets. If I'm not mistaken I was about 6, or 7 when I started with "Tetra" Goldfish food, made with various dried insects. After that I quickly moved on to "Milkbone" dog biscuits and they were like eating sand. Even had cat food along the way..
 

spartacus53 said:
Savant, that reminds me of some of the first foolish eating bets. If I'm not mistaken I was about 6, or 7 when I started with "Tetra" Goldfish food, made with various dried insects. After that I quickly moved on to "Milkbone" dog biscuits and they were like eating sand. Even had cat food along the way..

Ya otta stick to boogers :laughing7:
 

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I witnessed a dare one day that nearly got a guy shot, it was really more of a prank then a dare but it went from funny to real serious instantly. When I was 18 I worked for a lumber yard that had plumbing and construction crews, one of the plumbers was a vet and probably had PTSD but they didn't call it that back then. Everyone knew you didn't go up behind this guy and tap him on the sholder or surprise him in anyway because he would simply start swinging. This was summer and after the 4th of July, we were installing prefab concrete culverts in a new housing development...well this guy was down inside one of these connecting the pipes and the contractor building the houses thought it would be funny to throw a pack of firecrackers down the manhole where this guy was working. He knew how he was so as soon as he set the firecrackers off he went and locked himself in his pick-up. Jim came flying up out of there and went to his truck, pulled out a pistol and put 4 or 5 rounds in the tailgate of the contractors truck as he sped out of there. This all happened in about 10 seconds. As soon as the contractor saw the gun he knew he was in trouble and tried to get the hell out of there. Like I said it went from funny to real serious instantly. Funny thing is the cops showed up and talked to everyone but as far as I know they didn't even give him a ticket.
 

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