Serial Foot Fetish Killer ETs!

[Lucky Eddie]

Serial Foot Fetish Killer ET's!

Source:- http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Ninth+human+foot+washes+ashore+Pacific+Northwest/3452456/story.html

Ninth Human Foot Washes Ashore in The Pacific North West!

A human foot washed up on a Washington State island Friday morning raising the tally of feet found on beaches in the pacific northwest since 2007 to a tally of nine!

VANCOUVER - A human foot washed up on a Washington State island Friday morning raising the tally of feet found on beaches in the Pacific Northwest since 2007 to a total of nine! etc - read the link above for all the gory details!

So.......who or whats responsible?.

I have 2 theories!

Theory 1.

Great white shark holidaying down under from the pacific Northwest - eats surfers and divers, fishermen, swimmers etc in Australia - then swims home to the pacific northwest, and craps out the feet, which then wash ashore!.

This explains why no human remains are ever recovered - from great white shark attack victims down under! The great whites of the pacific northwest holiday down under for a few short weeks each year, and go home to crap after the 'local fare' binds their bowels up for a week or two, that it takes them to swim that far back home.

Eventually the running shoes pass thru the digestive tract with the feet still inside and get crapped out back at home in the cold waters of the pacific northwest, once the great whites start eating those oily seals again, - which loosens their bowels right back up!

Theory 2.

Extra terrestrials abduct these humans because they have an insatiable 'foot fetish', and kill them in some kind of ritual slaughter where the feet are tossed out of the space ship - into the ocean of the pacific northwest, where they wash ashore regularly!

I'm all ears - lets hear it from some of you super sleuths - who has an equally plausible foot fetish theory as to why these feet keep washing up in the Pacific northwest?

Plane crash victims remains?

Water skiers - who's feet never came out of the ski bindings when they fell off at high speed?

A polar bear with a human foot fetish?

A Human foot fetish serial killer?

Jake the peg, shedding his extra leg?

Someone growing feet in a petri dish from dna extracted from toenail clippings they find in peoples rubbish bins - that throws his failures in the ocean?

Someone who troll fishes for great whites sharks with humans as bait?....and attaches the giant hooks to peoples feet and the really BIG sharks bite the feet clean off, and get away - but the feet wash up on the beach?

C'mon - lets have at it - there has to be a theory out there that makes some sense!

I'm all ears (well I wouldn't want to be all feet now would I)?

Cheers!

 

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[Lucky Eddie]

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Number 10 turns up!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-shocked-second-human-foot-washes-ashore.html

Mystery as second human foot in four months washes ashore in Washington

Grim discovery: A human foot encased in a size six hiking boot has washed ashore in Washington state, the second time such a discovery has been made in the area in four months

Police believe the right foot is that of a juvenile or small adult and floated in from either the Puyallup River or Puget Sound.

'Our best guess someone in their mid-to-late teens,' Tacoma Police spokesman Mark Fulghum said, adding that the shoe was sold in Wal-Mart Stores between 2004 and 2005.

In late August, a right foot believed to be that of a woman or child washed up on a beach in Whidbey Island, about 70 miles north of Tacoma.

Fulghum said police were as yet unsure if the cases are linked, or if they have any connection to cases in British Columbia, where seven feet - all inside running shoes - have washed ashore since 2006. Two were later discovered to be a match.

There is a way to solve this ongoing mystery, I will write to the Tacoma police, with my suggestion.

Cheers

 

[Mr.Jody]

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Wuts your suggestion? Pretty strange your posting that...

 

[Lucky Eddie]

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Well I tried - but the email bounced back.

Try finding an email address for anyone at the Tacoma Police station - all their web sites say ring this number or ring that number - not one bloody email contact!.

How the hell does someone half a planet away ring them from a timezone with 12 hours difference?

I found a forensics paper from one of their forensics people with an email addy, and sent a suggestion of a new technique, which could likely solve this "mystery" crime.

It bounced back - the email address no longer active!.

Whats the new forensic technique?

http://www.boston.com/news/science/articles/2010/10/31/whodunit/

That explains it pretty well.

Familial DNA sequencing search combined with genealogical websites could well solve this 10 anonymous feet crime, that keeps everyone guessing.

The answers are there - just need to do the right type of DNA search - but without a email contact there's no way I can tell Tacoma police forensics about the new technique that could help them.

If they want to be uncontactable, then phuk em is my attitude - I tried.

Too bad for the loved one's of all those who's remains have turned up.

Maybe they would have closure by now if the Tacoma Police weren't so obsessed with not being contactable by Email.

Screwed if I am going to pay international phone call rates in the middle of the night to try and help them.

If they wanted help from the public, they would have a email contact address on their website!

Cheers

 

[spartacus53]

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Hey Sherlock, try this site and good luck

http://www.cityoftacoma.org/Page.aspx?hid=1907

 

[Lucky Eddie]

Re: Serial Foot Fetish Killer ET's!

Thanks Spartacus - email sent to the chief of police at city of Tacoma.

His was the ONLY email contact on the entire website that I could find.

Cheers!

 

[Lucky Eddie]

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Thanks for your inquiry and suggestions regarding the open cases we are currently working on. I talked with my staff and they have assured me that they are aware of the process you mention and routinely confer with DNA experts when applicable.

Regards,

Michael Ake
Assistant Chief
Investigations Bureau
Tacoma Police Department

Sounds like they are on it!

Cheers

 

[spartacus53]

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I'm glad they took the time to reply to you

 

[Lucky Eddie]

Re: Serial Foot Fetish Killer ET's!

Yeah me too.

It'd be nice to read, that they finally solved the mystery tho!

I mean 10 human feet washed up and no one has even a clue as to whats going on?

Somethings not right - you would think there would be a determined cop out there that would ferret away at it like a terrier with a rat until he gets some answers - but apparently not - I guess career cops just handle the cases they know they can get an easy result on and collect the accolades for their cleanup rate and they ignore the ones that might actually take effort.

That's how it is with me at least - I just hate injustice and it seems to me somehow unjust that maybe 5 people minimum have all lost their feet and presumably lives.

I don't know why it gets too me, maybe I was killed unjustly in a past life or something!

Man it does get too me tho - I get an ache in my chest when read stuff like this, and it seems like no ones in any hurry to do anything - its like - "oh yeah the answer will walk in thru the door one day if we just sit here polishing the chair with the seat of our pants eating donuts and drinking coffee.

See if I was senior police, I'd be kicking someones azz till their nose bled, for every day they don't come up with something new on a case like that!

Dunno why - I have a similar reaction to "breaking glass" - rage out of all proportion - must a been a glazier in a past life I reckon!

Cheers

 

[Baja181]

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About 25 years ago on one of our camping trips to Baja I found a human hand that had washed ashore on a beach. I was really small and didn't realize what it was and actually picked it up and showed it to my dad. He threw that sucka straight back out in to the ocean and we packed up of gear and found a new camping site about 100 miles south! Creepy but that's Mexico for ya.