Rule #1

[Truth]

Never make eye contact


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[Chug And Red]

#2 Don't Show What you Found

 

[Liu21]

dig nice plugs. the number ONE reason why MDing gets banned, is because of people who dont know better and leave a minefield behind...

 

[Jason in Enid]

#3 when asked, lie about what you have found

 

[SD51]

# 4 act excited about finding pull tabs!

 

[Truth]

#5 When denied permission always metal detect in between the sidewalk and the street before leaving.


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[SD51]

# 6 when someone is watching you (in a park) and is acting upset, walk over to the trash can and dump in all the trash you've picked up!

 

[Chug And Red]

# 6 when someone is watching you (in a park) and is acting upset, walk over to the trash can and dump in all the trash you've picked up!

Some times it s better to show them the Trash in your pouch before dumping it I good handful will show them HH Chug

 

[smokeythecat]

#7 Ask if this is where the radioactive waste is buried.

 

[tcornel]

Yep.. just hold it up to the light and state 1963, type D and then carefully place in baggie. Tell the people you sell them on eBay! Just kidding of course but I love the Detectorist show.

 

[Chug And Red]

#7 Ask if this is where the radioactive waste is buried.

That will make them Leave!!!

#8 After doing the Above When the Police Arrive Do Not Point Your Pin pointer At Them
Or act Weirder than Normal Your Metal Detecting HH Chug

 

[smokeythecat]

As an add on to #8, make sure you drop everything just BEFORE they get there, and preferably wet yourself. It will make other people look superior, and therefore not threatened.

Where did my old country go, anyway? I would never posted anything like this a few years ago.

 

[jadocs]

Rule #9: Always carry toilet paper and a good shovel.

 

[Truth]

Rule #10 If you find something real good go over that same area 100 times for the next 6 months.


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[Chizzy]

An addendum to #1........
Talk to yourself while detecting.........keeps some of the the Nosey Nellies away...........

 

[The Dirt Fisherman]

Rule 11: when you die make sure that your wife doesn't sell your gear for what you said it cost

 

[Escape]

#!3 - Luck has its part in detecting. Take what makes you feel lucky when you go detecting.

 

[whammy]

# 14, if you get bothered to much by people, put the detector between your legs, slap your butt and hollar " giddyup " and gallop somewhere else. PS, if you see people in white coats, HIDE !!

 

[Peyton Manning]

#1 be careful to set your beer on a level spot