BrisJoe
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- Dec 30, 2012
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A husband and wife are on a holiday visit to Israel. While the wife is on a tour of Jerusalem,she has a fatal heart attack.
The undertakers tells the husband: "You can have her shipped home for $1 million or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $1000."
The husband thinks about it for a few minutes and comes back to the undertaker and tell him he still wants the wife flown home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to get her home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $1000?"
The husband replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply can't take that risk".
The undertakers tells the husband: "You can have her shipped home for $1 million or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $1000."
The husband thinks about it for a few minutes and comes back to the undertaker and tell him he still wants the wife flown home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to get her home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $1000?"
The husband replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply can't take that risk".