Restraining orders

Nope, they just throw you in the pokey for being a peeping tom, then ya gotta register as a sex offender. Sometimes the truth is funnier than anything us TNetter folks could ever come up with. :icon_thumright:
 

Do we need an order to restrain ourselves, or is this only if you want to show restraint? :dontknow:
 

All this reading is Straining my Eyes... :tard: Do I need to ReStrain them to see right. :laughing7:
 

Nope! Ole Drama & his gang will take care of it for you. They'll fine you $1,000 & 6 mos in jail for claiming your eyes are strained without using the proper strain gauge. And another $1,000 for possesion of restrained eye balls without the proper permits and licenses. Just take em out rinse em with Windex & re-install. Just be careful to get em in the right sockets, or you'll be all bass akwards.
 

I am getting a restraining order against the IRS.. They just keep Taking without my permission..
 

poorhunter78 said:
I am getting a restraining order against the IRS.. They just keep Taking without my permission..
;D Yup ! And you are gonna end up like my cousin Eddie Osbourne :
He wrote 'Return to Sender' on the draft notice he got in the mail in 1968 ..... His next public appearance was a command performance in front of a judge that helped make him PFC Osbourne .
 

truckinbutch said:
poorhunter78 said:
I am getting a restraining order against the IRS.. They just keep Taking without my permission..
;D Yup ! And you are gonna end up like my cousin Eddie Osbourne :
He wrote 'Return to Sender' on the draft notice he got in the mail in 1968 ..... His next public appearance was a command performance in front of a judge that helped make him PFC Osbourne .
:evil5: :BangHead: :BangHead:
 

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