RESTRAINING ORDER INCLUDED OUR DOGS

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stefen

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Finally, leaving the Court House after 5 PM after obtaining a Protective Restraining Order, we stopped on the way home for a dinner at our favorite Italian restaurant, where we discussed the days events for laughs.

After filling out all of the documents, a court clerk looked over the doc's and asked numerous questions...

One of which was, "Did we want to include our pets in the Order"...

As odd as the question was, we found that it's quite common.

Who wooda thunk...!
 

Does this mean they can't poop in the neighbors yard?
 

Well, the neighbor is pissed because Dude put his poop in a plain brown paper sack and lit it on fire...rang the door bell...and scooted outa there...

The dumb guy stomped on the burning sack...and said a bad doggy word. (and it wasn't peanut butter)

Told the police that it wasn't Dude....like when have you ever seen a dog light a match? Huh?

Everything was going fine until we saw Dude sneak a smoke behind the cop car...

Busted.

Darn dog was using a Bic lighter....
 

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