Marc(NB)
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Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed
beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said,
'You died in your sleep, Ralph..'
Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got
too much to live for.
Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can
go back, and that is as a chicken.'
Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a
farm near his home.. The next thing he knew, he was
covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the
new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have this
strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'
'You're ovulating,' explained the
rooster. 'Don 't tell me you've never laid an egg before? '
'Never,' said Ralph.
'Well, just relax and let it happen,'
says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'
Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable
seconds later, out popped an egg!
Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood.
He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on
the back of his head, and heard his wife yell.....
Ralph! Wake up. You shat the bed!'
beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said,
'You died in your sleep, Ralph..'
Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got
too much to live for.
Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can
go back, and that is as a chicken.'
Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a
farm near his home.. The next thing he knew, he was
covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the
new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have this
strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'
'You're ovulating,' explained the
rooster. 'Don 't tell me you've never laid an egg before? '
'Never,' said Ralph.
'Well, just relax and let it happen,'
says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'
Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable
seconds later, out popped an egg!
Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood.
He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on
the back of his head, and heard his wife yell.....
Ralph! Wake up. You shat the bed!'
